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BS: Newt Gingrich

Jim Dixon 28 Jan 12 - 12:35 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 27 Jan 12 - 03:03 AM
Bill D 26 Jan 12 - 02:10 PM
David C. Carter 26 Jan 12 - 01:57 PM
SINSULL 26 Jan 12 - 01:35 PM
catspaw49 26 Jan 12 - 10:23 AM
catspaw49 26 Jan 12 - 10:20 AM
Rapparee 26 Jan 12 - 10:16 AM
catspaw49 26 Jan 12 - 09:23 AM
Richard Bridge 26 Jan 12 - 07:24 AM
gnu 25 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 12 - 04:36 PM
kendall 25 Jan 12 - 04:25 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 25 Jan 12 - 11:15 AM
Ebbie 25 Jan 12 - 10:40 AM
catspaw49 25 Jan 12 - 10:35 AM
Greg F. 25 Jan 12 - 10:21 AM
Bill D 25 Jan 12 - 10:03 AM
Rapparee 25 Jan 12 - 09:37 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 25 Jan 12 - 02:43 AM
GUEST,Wesley S 24 Jan 12 - 11:34 PM
Bill D 24 Jan 12 - 10:45 PM
catspaw49 24 Jan 12 - 08:31 PM
kendall 24 Jan 12 - 08:14 PM
kendall 24 Jan 12 - 08:09 PM
Rapparee 24 Jan 12 - 06:45 PM
Ed T 24 Jan 12 - 06:36 PM
Joe Offer 24 Jan 12 - 06:26 PM
Little Hawk 09 Dec 11 - 12:47 AM
GUEST,999 08 Dec 11 - 11:38 PM
gnu 08 Dec 11 - 10:25 PM
Donuel 08 Dec 11 - 09:09 PM
kendall 08 Dec 11 - 07:38 PM
Q (Frank Staplin) 08 Dec 11 - 03:20 PM
GUEST, Eb 08 Dec 11 - 11:45 AM
Little Hawk 08 Dec 11 - 10:41 AM
kendall 08 Dec 11 - 07:59 AM
Arkie 08 Dec 11 - 06:59 AM
GUEST,999 08 Dec 11 - 06:18 AM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 11 - 11:43 PM
Joe Offer 07 Dec 11 - 08:49 PM
catspaw49 07 Dec 11 - 08:43 PM
GUEST,mark-s(on the road) 07 Dec 11 - 08:37 PM
Dharmabum 07 Dec 11 - 07:15 PM
gnu 07 Dec 11 - 04:25 PM
kendall 07 Dec 11 - 04:23 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 12:35 AM

This story has been making the rounds on some talk shows:

Newt Gingrich once asked Bob Dole, "Why do so many people take an instant dislike to me?"

Dole answered, "It saves time."


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 27 Jan 12 - 03:03 AM

I'm sorry....Calista Gingrich will unable to attend tonight's photo op with the Newt. She had a terrible accident today. She fell down, and broke her hair!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 02:10 PM

I don't suppose many of you watch Conan O'Brien in his newish show, but last night, his 'sidekick' Andy Richter was 'appointed' to be the Newt impersonator. They gave him a wig and put up pics of Newt making various faces, and Richter did an amazing job of matching them!

(Oh...wait.. it says that at this site http://teamcoco.com/ you can actually watch the entire thing. I hope it works)


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 01:57 PM

In the UK there are the expressions-Pissed as a Newt:Drunk,
Rat arsed,Three sheets to the wind.

Could explain a few things!


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 01:35 PM

Hey! This is the man who, if elected, will put a manned space station on the moon by 2020. And WITHOUT raising the National Debt!
I love pre-election speeches.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 10:23 AM

HE IS THE GUY WEARING HER JEANS..........Freudian slip there? Perhaps so. He looks like a complete douchebag so........Gingrich on the other hand looks like Mr. Granger on Are You Being Served.....especially when he walks.


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 10:20 AM

She's the guy who is wearing HER jeans.............


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 10:16 AM

Well, Newt does look like ten miles of home-made sin that sat in the oven too long and melted a bit. And Mitt is kinda blah -- when he comes home his wife often wonders who he is (yes, he only has one).


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 09:23 AM

Gawdamighty........Newt and Mitt talkin' tough about Cuba? When I listened to that shit, all I could think of was what a pair of assholes.

However I was outdone by Fidel himself who said the Republican race was a great competition of "idiocy and ignorance"..................

Brings new meaning to "Ugly American."


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 07:24 AM

It seems to me that sexually active Republicans are fair game since they base so many of their prohibitions for others upon the values of heterosexual monogamy - which they then fail to observe. It's "Oh Lord, give me chastity, but don't give it yet" and "Don't do as I do, so as I tell you". In short hypocrisy and lies.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."

And then ya got yer whole Newt. That's a witches brew.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 04:36 PM

Fellow here called Newt "monogamish."


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: kendall
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 04:25 PM

I thought the three Stooges died?


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 11:15 AM

Greg F: "Newts ain't reptiles- they're amphibians. I'm not sure what life form Gingrich represents."

A PERFECT EXAMPLE!...Newt isn't what he wants you to believe, either!!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 10:40 AM

A friend of mine mentioned Newt's "overlapping women". Defines it pretty well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 10:35 AM

NEwt's kind of a political pinball machine. He gyrates and bounces around from post to post and then mysteriously zings down between the flippers. Ya' see, Newt never saw the side of an issue he didn't like........at one point or another.

Romney flip flops between two positions; Newt gyrates all over the place. Romney has the worst speech writers around though. During the debate the other night, Mitt was on the attack with a boatload of prepared mini speeches. One of them took Newt to task over changing positions. Say what? Romney? Right then........

The old line Repubs don't want either of these guys and are doing their damndest to figure a way to a brokered convention.


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Greg F.
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 10:21 AM

Newts ain't reptiles- they're amphibians. I'm not sure what life form Gingrich represents.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 10:03 AM

"Newt's Third Law of Commotion"

"For every distraction, there must be an equal and opposite retraction."

additions & corollaries welcome.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 09:37 AM

Actually, newts are nice. Newt ain't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 25 Jan 12 - 02:43 AM

Newt??? You mean an honest description?? A candidate with a reptilian name, to describe what he is???....sorta like Obama's initials...."BO"!


GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 11:34 PM

Somewhere on line someone asked - If Newt gets elected would his wife be known as the First Lady - or the Third Lady?


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 10:45 PM

Barney Frank said he wondered if he had "led a good enough life" to live to see Newt as the Republican nominee.'

I kinda agree


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 08:31 PM

He and Herman Cain need to gout on a trim hunt.......

Whatta' fockin' scumbag. As others have mentioned on the news, exactly how big of an asshole are you when you use the children of your first wife to refute your second wife that you dumped for your current wife?

I've watched most of the reality TV series which has now become known as "Circular Firing Squad"......Great TV and funnier than hell....


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: kendall
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 08:14 PM

Overheard at the general store.
TV reporter, "So, Mr. Bunker, who you going to vote for"?
Mr. Bunker, "Same one my wife's gonna vote for."
Reporter, "And who would that be"?
Mr. Bunker, "She don't say."


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: kendall
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 08:09 PM

Ed T, ..even if he lowered himself to sell one? Hell, he would have to raise himself!


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 06:45 PM

I don't care a whit about his sexual adventures. I very much care that he has, on numerous occasions, broken his word, did not act in the country's best interest but rather in his own, lied, and in general piled up ethics violations that makes Dick Nixon look like a piker. Then to top it all off he has the gall to play up to veterans and act like a hawk of the deepest dye when he avoided the draft by student deferments and by marrying his high school teacher when he was 19.

Can you spell "hypocrite"???


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 06:36 PM

No, I would not buy a used car from this candidate, even if he lowered himself to sell one by himself.

I don't have any interest in who he has sex with (or not)and how he does it. Brrrrr....that thought is a real turn off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Jan 12 - 06:26 PM

I kinda liked the beginning of this article, not so sure about the second half: Occupy Sexual Freedom. An excerpt:

    Sympathy for Newt and Open Marriage
    You know the narrative. Right-wing family-values Republican gets caught doing secular-liberal totally-not-family-values stuff, usually involving sex:
    Cruising for manlove in an airport men's room.
    Knocking up the maid.
    Sending dirty emails to young male pages.
    Hiring male hookers and smoking meth.
    Asking wife #2 for an open marriage.
    This kind of thing happens all the time. And it's always red meat for leftie media commentators.
    Liberal pundits love to call fallen Republicans hypocrites. They point out that liberal politicians are often more heterosexual and monogamous than many so-called conservatives--and remain married to the same spouse for life.
    Now it's Newt Gingrich's turn.
In defense of the "liberal pundits," I have to say that while liberals also engage in sexual misconduct, they're far less duplicitous about it....

Many years ago, I read a book titled Open Marriage. I thought it recommended that married people have friendships with the opposite sex while remaining sexually faithful to one's spouse. I think Newt's concept was somewhat different.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 12:47 AM

That's for damned sure. Good observation, 999.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,999
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 11:38 PM

Magicians often distract the attention of the audience with one hand while the other goes about the task of fooling people.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 10:25 PM

Newt? Nowt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 09:09 PM

Kendall I too have songs and cartoons I made in 92-95 about Newt, his Brave Newt world and his revolutionary contract on America.

Give me a moment to post them. They are worth it and will provide proof with a clear vision of the future we now inhabit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: kendall
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 07:38 PM

With unemployment dropping and over 20 dead terrorists, including Bin Laden, he won't be easy to topple.The republicans must know that Newt is a liability. three wives, mistresses, the post office scandal, the check kiting scheme, etc. Family values? What family? He's made a ton of money since he left office and it is all through his connections in DC.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 03:20 PM

Just another Ging Gang Goolee. The Republicans had a good chance to oust Obama, but they are losing it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST, Eb
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 11:45 AM

I predict another flameout- Newt is not capable, imo, of keeping his ego in check.

By the way, I had an uncle with that last name. I had been wondering about the pronunciation of Newt GingRICH as everyone seems to be doing, since my uncle's name is pronounced GingRICK. Last night Newt's sister was on Rachel Maddow's show and confirmed that their family's name is pronounced in the traditional manner.

We pronounced it with the Germanic ch and I would be surprised if that weren't the case within his family.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 10:41 AM

Well, if they're new then they haven't had a chance to hang themselves yet through their own foolish utterances...or to be crucified yet by the media and their competitors digging up some dirt out of their past.

Makes sense to me that they'd be ahead under those conditions. ;-D

The same thing happens in Canadian politics, generally speaking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: kendall
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 07:59 AM

It's called desperation.It worked for Hitler.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Arkie
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 06:59 AM

Isn't is a bit curious that when someone new enters the GOP race they become the front runner for a month or two. Even if happens to be a Newt or all they can say is 9-9-9.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,999
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 06:18 AM

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and the boogie man."

I think that was first said by Pat Paulsen back in the late 1960s.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 11:43 PM

Dang! Is it Newt Gingrich we have to worry about now? I have a disturbing sense of deja vu.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 08:49 PM

Well, I've always kinda liked Newt. He reminds me of Monty Python, for some reason....


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 08:43 PM

Newt has a curse that follows him along and when things are going right for him, sooner or later the curse strikes! The curse is, of course, Newt Gingrich.....................


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,mark-s(on the road)
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 08:37 PM

So whats wrong with Newt?

Good, solid name, Newt is, kinda like Sam or Willie!

Hey, Newt
How about the game, Newt
Lets go hoist a few, Newt
I say I can do ribs better than you, Newt, lets have a contest
Newt, I actually broke 9 seconds last time I dragged

Really have known a few Newts in my time. All good guys

Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Dharmabum
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 07:15 PM

Yea Kendall all I'm getting is the audio.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: gnu
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 04:25 PM

Kendall... no music? Turn up the sound on yer puter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: kendall
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 04:23 PM

Darhamabum, all I get is a black screen


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 03:46 PM

What!?? I thought he sold insurance!

CLICKY #1.

As president, he might very well turn out to be CLICKY #2!

Have a care!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Dharmabum
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 02:55 PM

I remember first hearing this when he was SOTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSBIr1zRJnQ


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: kendall
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 02:50 PM

Iowa should secede and make Michele Bachman their Queen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 12:35 PM

I won't vote for him because I have no desire to be Newt-ered.


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