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Subject: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: Bobert
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:01 PM

I donno...

The P-Vine and I we riding home from lookin' fir a bookcase fir her and it was nice outside so I had my window down and my arm hangin' out the window and seems it must not have been in a good position 'cause all of a sudden I had these piercing pains in my left side and looked down at the clock and it was "5 'til Rapture" and I was thinking that I was having a heart attack and that is how everyone was gonna go...

But I didn't want to say, "Hey, P-Vine, you got any chest pains???" 'cause I was thinkin', "Hey, if I get raptured and she don't she's gonna have a lot of explaining to do"...

That was purdy terrible thing to think and to be going thru, too, all at the same time...

Then I took my arm outta the window and all that pain went right away and then I was thinkin', "Rapture this, Bubba!!!" and all that brave shit and feeling kinda silly...

Never the heck mind...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:15 PM

wERE YOU AT THE DRIVE-THRU?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:17 PM

yEAH, i SAW THAT BUT IT'S NEAR THE WITCHING HOUR AND i DIDN'T WANNA TAKE ANY MORE TIME UP BY TYPING IT AGAIN.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: Bobert
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:21 PM

Pay attention, gn-ze... I was ridin' in the car...

(How do you get to the drive-thru, Boberdz???)

Like I said, "Never the heck mind."...

B~

p.s. Sheet fire... Maybe I have been raptured and just having them phantomm stuff going on like when a guy looses his leg 'er somethin' and so...


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:12 PM

Well, this Rapture was a total rupture, you ask me. Maybe you had a rupture instead, Bobert?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: JennieG
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:41 PM

Bobert, perhaps only your left side has been raptured? The rest of you is still normal.....or what passes for normal......

Does your left side feel any different to the right side? Any heavenly glows or emanations arising therefrom?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 22 May 11 - 12:42 AM

My husband has a co-worker who was driving with his left arm outside the car. A deer ran into it and broke his arm.

Everybody who heard the story could hear his dear old mother's voice saying "Keep your arm inside the car."


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 May 11 - 01:39 AM

Good thing he doesn't drive with some other part dangling out the window, isn't it? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 11 - 08:53 AM

What makes you think I don't, LH???

BTW GennieG, yeah, seems my left side feels all at peace... Maybe it was the worthy side???

No, Amos, I'm very sure that I ain't ruptured tho the P-Vine has been busting my balls with this move...

Never mind...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: gnu
Date: 22 May 11 - 08:56 AM

I know a guy who got his arm busted up that way by a concrete truck.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: JennieG
Date: 22 May 11 - 09:35 AM

Obviously your left side is very worthy and holy, Bobert......

or should that be holey.......?

Pity about the right side though, what's going to happen to it now?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 11 - 11:51 AM

He's going to have a split personality, like one of those ladies in the old Bayer Aspirin commercials with a wee devil on one side and a wee angel on the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Escapes Rapture... Barely...
From: olddude
Date: 22 May 11 - 01:35 PM

I think you got raparree instead there Bobster. Did you see if he was hidin the bushes with a rifle


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