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Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011

gnu 15 Feb 11 - 04:38 PM
jacqui.c 15 Feb 11 - 04:03 PM
Rapparee 15 Feb 11 - 03:37 PM
VirginiaTam 15 Feb 11 - 02:24 PM
Lonesome EJ 15 Feb 11 - 12:21 PM
Bill D 15 Feb 11 - 11:59 AM
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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 04:38 PM

Lobster farts? Surely you know lobster farts are the absolute worst farts. Putrid beyond description. They are bottom feeders and what they feed to the bottom is... but that doesn't matter... Spaw is back.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 04:03 PM

If he was heading the right way he could reach Maine and we could feed him lobster.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 03:37 PM

It might also propel him into the next state or worse.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 02:24 PM

Come on Spaw... if you cork up..... ahem and force really big.... ahem the backfire might clear the residual brain fog out through your ears.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 12:21 PM

I wouldn't want to be on that bus, Bill.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 11:59 AM

*I* think a bunch of people should gather on the upwind border of Malawi and.......


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 09:50 AM

Welcome home catspaw!
.......................

...from a 1929 law in Malawi which they are currently thinking of updating:

"any person who voluntarily vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighborhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor."

Malawi debates public farting ban


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Feb 11 - 10:15 AM

Hey Pat, did you see Kytrad's also posting now:

http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=135612

~Susan


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: gnu
Date: 14 Feb 11 - 06:45 AM

I hope so.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 11 - 06:12 PM

Talked with Spaw today, doing much much better, he will be posting soon


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Feb 11 - 12:30 PM

"Massive gas explosion rocks Ohio countryside"


Only the headline is funny.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Lox
Date: 10 Feb 11 - 07:37 PM

Good news young man!


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Hawker
Date: 10 Feb 11 - 05:34 PM

Pah! I go away to visit my Mum and look what happens! The Spaw escapes from Nurse Rachetts clutches! So Glad to see you are home and making a good recovery. Now rest up and get proper well.
Cheers, Lucy


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Feb 11 - 04:54 PM

Got a phone call from Spaw today. He's getting about better now and he and Karen really do feel that he is in the homeward stretch right now.

He is still feeling that this last one was too close a call and the effects of such a long hospital stay and, as a result, is having trouble concentrating for a more than a few minutes so hasn't been on the 'Cat for long. He has said that he will be back when he is feeling up to it.

It was good to hear him sounding so much better.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: artbrooks
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 07:59 PM

Glad you're back...the place hasn't been the same without you (...courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent...)


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 07:32 PM

Hope he's back posting soon but I guess healing time is most important!


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: MMario
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 06:55 PM

How did I miss this!

YEAH!


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 04:04 PM

Right.... ;-D


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 02:21 PM

...and of course Shane is in the best possible taste and doesn't offend anyone, eh LH :)


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: gnu
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 01:57 PM

Well, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flatulence.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 01:49 PM

I actually thought once of creating a character just like Spaw. But I came to the conclusion that it wouldn't be in good taste to do so, might offend people, and I discarded the notion. ;-)


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: C-flat
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 12:30 PM

And if you disagree I suggest you fuckoff because you're obviously some kind of broke-dick jadrool and a shit for brains of the first order (just to assure you this is a real Spaw message.)



Yeah, I think it really was Catspaw.

Welcome back!!!!


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: olddude
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 12:04 PM

He called me a couple of days ago, he is recouping. It is still pretty exhausting for him so hang in there, he will be back on ...


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: maeve
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 10:35 AM

Good morning, Karen and Pat.

Maeve


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 10:24 AM

Aspawist? Is that what those who no longer believe is spaw are called?


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 09:47 AM

I no longer think he exists, if he ever did exist. I think he's one of Little Hawk's creations.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Hollowfox
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 08:35 AM

Ahhhh! That's a big sigh of relief, not a cry of pain, folks. The $#@!-reduction candle series isn't finishing up just yet, though. Take care, and stay warm, the whole clan of you (especially you, Karen. At least you don't have to commute to the hospital as well.)


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 08:34 AM

So where is the old bugger? I am more worried that he is at home and not posting than I was when he was in hospital. Maybe he needs a dancing singing flammable chicken to brighten his day.

Worried about you, old man.
Mary


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 01:00 AM

Meaning...in 10 years maybe?


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 11 - 12:10 AM

I have asked the Idaho Legion to saddle up and ride to Spaw's rescue. They agreed that this is a matter of the greatest urgency and will be heading out as soon as they find their saddles...and horses...and tack...and pants...and sober up some...and decide whether or not it's wise to issue live ammo...and get everyone together...and....


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Janie
Date: 08 Feb 11 - 11:08 PM

Just peeking in to say hello, Spaw.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Art Thieme
Date: 08 Feb 11 - 09:42 PM

Pat,
How grand. What a tough old bird you are. I know how good it feels getting home from any hospital sojourn. And my Carol just got home from the hospital two days ago. I can't believe she is really here; we can't stop looking at and holding onto each other.

So take your Viagra and go at it. Welcome back.
Love to you both,
Art Thieme


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Feb 11 - 08:35 PM

Hey, I saw that episode of the Twilight Zone... Scared the crap outta me... Did I say crap on Spawz thread??? I am so sorry... It was an innocent slip of the fingers... You know, a Freudian Slip...


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Feb 11 - 08:30 PM

yup...I expect that's it. They make TV shows based on thinner hypotheticals than that.

"Could Bigfoot actually be a lost descendant of the Pyramid builders who sailed from Africa in papyrus rafts and built the Cahokia mounds?"


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 11 - 08:21 PM

Is Spaw REALLY home?

Phone calls SAY he is, but that only means that someone who claims to be Spaw has talked to someone on the phone. Could he actually be a prisoner of some group who wants to use his Extraordinary Power to rule the Earth and use us all as a source of protein to feed their armies, which are bent on conquering the Universe?


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 11 - 10:58 AM

As long as they continue north and east I really don't care....


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Feb 11 - 01:20 AM

What I fear is that the cloud of odors emanating from Blind River (in North Ontario) may one day collide with the cloud of odors emanating from Ohio and moving northward. This could result in a catastrophe of unforeseen and apocalyptic dimensions.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 11:07 PM

We SAID get rest...so he rests, and no one is happy....besides, Karen may have something to say about it.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 09:46 PM

Yeah, Bobert, I do. And it ain't roses.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 09:44 PM

Hmmmmmm???

Ya'll smell somethin'???


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 09:18 PM

Well, screw him if he ain't gonna post. Screw him, I say!


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: open mike
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 01:44 PM

i first saw SPAW-POSTS on the cock-a-tiel thread....
then realized the cock-a-mamie messages were beginning to fly again!!

hurray!! tweet tweet!

welcome back to the cat and to your home!!

keep in touch...


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 01:41 AM

Damn. He's back.
Is it true? I heard you tried to go into the light and the light said "you've got to be fucking kidding me!" and then bounced your near-death ass back down the tunnel?

Welcome back, Greaseball.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: GUEST,DonMeixner
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 01:03 AM

Good to hear you are home. Stay there.

D


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 11 - 12:13 AM

Well, Shame, I suggest you get rid of your mattress and get a new one. Or just lay down on the one you have and light a cigarette -- the fumes should ignite and solve two problems at the same time.


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 11:00 PM

"There's no place like your own bed"

Flippin' right! You should see my bed, eh? There is definately no flippin' place on Eathr like my bed. No word of a lie. It is gettin' BAD, man. BAD! I think I might hafta, like, get a new old mattris from the Goodwill place or the dump or somethin', cos it is gettin' so bad that even I can't flippin' stand it no more.

No girls will even considder goin' naer this bed. Not even the worst flippin' skanks from Blind River or Wawa or Serpent River! When that happens, you know it is, like, time, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Crowhugger
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 10:48 PM

It's very good to know you're home, 'Spaw. Rest up, that's a lot of reading awaits you!


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: GUEST,Lilyfestre
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 07:28 PM

Hey Spaw...

   Welcome home buddy! *Big smile*
There's no place like your own bed....rest up and keep on getting better!!

Michelle


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 06:32 PM

Hey, Spaw. Will it help you recover faster if you know that I don't plan to be anywhere around your place anytime soon?


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Subject: RE: Catspaw Home!!!!4 Feb 2011
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 05:45 PM

Best wishes for a continued recovery. I'll be driving thru in mid-March if I can do anything for ya's.

~Susan


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