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BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults

katlaughing 02 Sep 99 - 10:35 PM
Bat Goddess 03 Sep 99 - 07:51 AM
Ian Stephenson 03 Sep 99 - 08:31 AM
Neil Lowe 03 Sep 99 - 08:40 AM
Neil Lowe 03 Sep 99 - 08:47 AM
alison 03 Sep 99 - 09:17 AM
MMario 03 Sep 99 - 10:30 AM
Duckboots 03 Sep 99 - 11:47 AM
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Subject: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Sep 99 - 10:35 PM

As a sort of companion to the recent BS thread "Complaint Dept." I just found this site and had to share it with you all.

Each time you refresh the page a new Shakespearean insult is generated. Here are a couple of examples:

Thou villainous dismal-dreaming foot-licker.

Thou weedy fen-sucked nut-hook.

Thou surly toad-spotted flap-dragon.

Let's see some of these in the threads!*BG*

luvyaKat


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Subject: RE: BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 03 Sep 99 - 07:51 AM

"Thou gorbellied spur-galled minnow."

Hmmm . . . maybe I can get some use out of that today, as it's my last day before a very deserved (if I must say so myself) week's vacation and I'm sure some sales weasel will come in with some fresh hell to cope with before escaping.

Gotta pass this site on to my not-yet-Mudcat-addicted husband, Tom Hall.

Linn (I'd still rather be a goddess than an unmuzzled applejohn)


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Subject: RE: BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 03 Sep 99 - 08:31 AM

Thou churlish dread-bolted apple-john.
Great site.
Cheers Kat!


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Subject: RE: BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 03 Sep 99 - 08:40 AM

...I haven't had a chance to check out the site, but I will as soon as I post this thought: that some of the funniest insults I have heard came from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" movie: "Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberries, you son of a window dresser. I fart in your general direction and wave my private parts at your auntie."

Regards, Neil (NOI to anyone)


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Subject: RE: BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 03 Sep 99 - 08:47 AM

Thou saucy ill-nurtured hedge-pig.

...great site...right up my alley. Thanks, kat.

Regards, Neil


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Subject: RE: BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: alison
Date: 03 Sep 99 - 09:17 AM

I used to have a great creat an Irish curse one... you selected the words from a list and it translated them into Gaelige.... wish I could find it......

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: MMario
Date: 03 Sep 99 - 10:30 AM

So now we can generate the insults, then run them through the translator....

be afraid....be very afraid.


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Subject: RE: BS: Auto-generated Shakesperean insults
From: Duckboots
Date: 03 Sep 99 - 11:47 AM

"My Lord, thou suckest greatly in thy poesy. Wouldst - nay, couldst thou tell a story as great as our sweet smelling Oxford!"


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