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BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe

katlaughing 08 Jun 10 - 10:44 PM
Don Firth 08 Jun 10 - 08:43 PM
frogprince 08 Jun 10 - 07:17 PM
ranger1 08 Jun 10 - 07:08 PM
SINSULL 07 Jun 10 - 04:32 PM
gnu 07 Jun 10 - 04:16 PM
Don Firth 07 Jun 10 - 03:55 PM
ranger1 06 Jun 10 - 06:37 PM
gnu 06 Jun 10 - 01:49 PM
SINSULL 06 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM
gnu 05 Jun 10 - 02:18 PM
Janie 05 Jun 10 - 02:07 PM
ranger1 04 Jun 10 - 06:32 PM
SINSULL 04 Jun 10 - 04:40 PM
SINSULL 30 May 10 - 10:03 PM
ranger1 30 May 10 - 09:00 PM
Leadfingers 30 May 10 - 06:56 PM
Don Firth 30 May 10 - 06:28 PM
gnu 30 May 10 - 05:23 PM
jacqui.c 30 May 10 - 03:15 PM
SINSULL 30 May 10 - 10:47 AM
Bat Goddess 30 May 10 - 06:34 AM
Ebbie 29 May 10 - 12:19 PM
ranger1 29 May 10 - 06:54 AM
katlaughing 29 May 10 - 12:47 AM
Bill D 28 May 10 - 07:46 PM
frogprince 28 May 10 - 07:32 PM
SINSULL 28 May 10 - 07:15 PM
Severn 28 May 10 - 06:00 PM
SINSULL 28 May 10 - 04:50 PM
Naemanson 28 May 10 - 04:46 PM
SINSULL 28 May 10 - 11:15 AM
Severn 27 May 10 - 07:19 PM
Janie 27 May 10 - 07:14 PM
Ebbie 27 May 10 - 06:24 PM
gnu 27 May 10 - 06:13 PM
open mike 27 May 10 - 05:52 PM
ranger1 27 May 10 - 05:44 PM
gnu 27 May 10 - 05:05 PM
SINSULL 27 May 10 - 11:44 AM
SINSULL 27 May 10 - 10:44 AM
gnu 27 May 10 - 10:22 AM
SINSULL 27 May 10 - 07:56 AM
My guru always said 27 May 10 - 03:00 AM
Janie 26 May 10 - 08:30 PM
Becca72 26 May 10 - 03:27 PM
SINSULL 26 May 10 - 03:11 PM
gnu 26 May 10 - 02:56 PM
GUEST,Neil D 26 May 10 - 12:07 PM
Rapparee 26 May 10 - 12:04 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 10:44 PM

I'm still wondering where the bear is and did anyone, say a ranger do anything for him and his sore toe?*bg*

Feel better alla yawlz!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 08:43 PM

"Always with the porno?" Oh, yeah.

I pulled up Google, clicked on "Image," then put in "sore toe." A whole bunch of black-and-blue toes came up, and then there she was! I figured, "Okay. She'll do."

Figured Sinsull could probably use a snicker. I hope it worked.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 07:17 PM

Yah; the little ranger has more pain in her little finger right now than most of you have in your whole pudgy butts!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 08 Jun 10 - 07:08 PM

Hey, where's the sympathy for the little ranger?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 04:32 PM

The foot is still hurting too. I suspect a bad sprain. If it is broken there is nothing that can be done beyond what I am doing. it is relatively painless until I put a shoe on.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 04:16 PM

Always with the porno, Don!

Heheheheeee


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 03:55 PM

Good grief, Sinsull, it just occurred to me that it's been going on about two weeks now. Have you had your quack take a look at it? Might not be a bad idea.

OUCH!!   Damn!!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 06 Jun 10 - 06:37 PM

Yes, typing one-handed was challenging. Smashed the middle finger of my right hand under an armload of firewood I was delivering to a camper last weekend. Definitely bruised, possibly broken, but as it's just the tip, nothing that can be done for it other than my having to cough up the co-pay and whatever percent that my insurance won't cover only to be told nothing they can do for it. I think it's probably just really badly bruised, though. Most of the swelling has gone down and I no longer look like I was fingerprinted, so I'm guessing I'm gonna live.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 10 - 01:49 PM

Tami must be having a hard time typing.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM

Janie?
I don't think I am getting a whole lot of sympathy here. LOL
Tami?
A boo boo?
M


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 02:18 PM

Tami?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Janie
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 02:07 PM

Sins, if the toes keep bothering you, bang your head real good on the corner of the opened door of a kitchen cabinet. It'll take your mind off the toes.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 06:32 PM

I'll trade your sore toe for my smashed finger...


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 04:40 PM

GRRRRR!
So one of the guys at work is hobbling around on crutches and getting lots of sympathy. He hit his toe and says it is broken but it doesn't look half as bad as mine did.
You guys are a bunch of sissies!
I showed him mine and he said "Wow that's swollen." Yeah and I'm not on crutches! His is only red and bruised.
But - I won fifth prize in a Bump-It contest (don't ask) and a $100 Gift Card in a raffle. WHOO WHOO.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 May 10 - 10:03 PM

I liked it Terry.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 30 May 10 - 09:00 PM

Terry - CELLAR!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Leadfingers
Date: 30 May 10 - 06:56 PM

Five little pigs walk into a bar - First Little Piggy asks for a Dry Sherry - Second Little Piggy asks for a Jack Daniels - Third Little Piggy asks for a Drambui - Fourth Little Piggy asks for a Scotch - Fifth Little Piggy asks for Ten Pints Of Black and Tan !
The Barman says " All your little friends have ordered LITTLE drinks , but you've ordered Ten pints of B;ack and Tan - WHY ?"
And the Fifth Little Piggy says "I'm the Little Piggy thats going to go Wee Wee all the way home"


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Don Firth
Date: 30 May 10 - 06:28 PM

Gotta watch the Klutz Factor. . . .

Couple of days ago, I'm in my wheelchair, coming out of the bathroom. I'm wearing socks, but not shoes, and my feet are resting on the wheelchair's footplates. I headed out fairly briskly and managed to arrange a collision between my left foot and the door jam!

I said a really bad word! Or two!

Thought I'd broken a couple of toes, but that was a few days ago and they seem to be okay now. Still a bit tender, though.

Not the first time I've pulled a stunt like that.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 30 May 10 - 05:23 PM

That's what friends are for.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: jacqui.c
Date: 30 May 10 - 03:15 PM

I don't know what I will do if I ever get seriously ill. I don't do well with discomfort.

I'll be there looking after you and giving you a slap round back of the head to give you something to whine about.

Now, if that doesn't put you off the very idea of serious illness......


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 May 10 - 10:47 AM

Hello all. STill bruised and swollen but getting better. I stayed barefoot and home yesterday and will today too. Elevated, iced and gave me an excuse to read my book.
Missed two huge flea markets and a chance to tour the Bounty. So much for my four day weekend.
The middle toe (the one choking down roast beef) may be broken but as Linn said all they will do is tape it and I can do that. I will see whay I have in the line of sandals. Barefoot feels best.
WHIIIIINE
I don't know what I will do if I ever get seriously ill. I don't do well with discomfort.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 30 May 10 - 06:34 AM

I've broken two toes in my life (so far) -- the first from accidently kicking a pile of books on a late night trip to the bathroom (hurt like hell at the time, but didn't notice it was broken til the next day after walking to the beach and back -- a few miles) and the second time a few years ago when I tried to avoid stepping on a cat.

You can't do much about a broken toe except try to tape it to the toe next to it and avoid kicking anything. All an x-ray would have done was cost money and justified the doctor charging even more money.

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 May 10 - 12:19 PM

How are your body parts today, Sinsull? Anything new? (A concrete building block fell from table height on my big toe once. Wore a sandal on that foot for three weeks.)


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 29 May 10 - 06:54 AM

I think we ought to just cocoon her in bubblewrap.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 May 10 - 12:47 AM

Now is definitely the time for RICE and do nothing this weekend, but keep it up, up, up! And, hire someone to come over to place SOFT bumper guards on all bedsteads, table legs, wallboards, etc. on which you may stub another.:-)

luvyaMarigold,

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Bill D
Date: 28 May 10 - 07:46 PM

Toes & fingers are delicate... I once grabbed at a kitten at it ran under a footstool and jammed my middle finger on the stool. It hurt a LOT ...and took weeks to recover.

I hope this eases soon...(are sandals an option?)


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: frogprince
Date: 28 May 10 - 07:32 PM

A true toe story from over 20 years ago, that I still don't understand to this day. Banged a toe badly on the iron bed leg in my little apartment. It hurt like hell for two days. Then I managed to bang it the same way again. Sat on the bed in tears for a bit. Did manage to fall asleep before too long. Woke up, and the toe didn't hurt a bit. So maybe if you just kick something hard?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 May 10 - 07:15 PM

Bastards let out their revival at 5PM just in time to screw up the parking garage and drive brainlessly down the streets at 5mph. They must really trust in the lord. I and about 50 other normally laid back Mainers were ready to force them off the road into ditches. Most cme from nJ which explains a lot about the driving.
Meantime the piggy who stayed home and the one with the roast beef are really swollen and bruised. The one who had no roast beef looks as if he pigged out on it.
All hurt and I am tired of stumbling around the office pretending they don't hurt. Piggies on ice tonight.
SINS, who does not handle minor pain well.

And what the hell was the guy doing in the Ladies Rest Room for two hours? SHEESH! THat's where I went to take off the shoe and give the piggies a break. Plus some asshole actually raised his voice at me on the phone. I replied in my sweetest customer service drawn out drawl "You have a real good day and thank you." He slammed the phone down so I guess I won. LOL
Now for a four day weekend.
M


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Severn
Date: 28 May 10 - 06:00 PM

Mary*,

Can you get your yearly dues in The Jehovah's Witness Protection refunded if you can prove they've actually located you?





*If they hear me referring to you as SINS, They'll definitely seek you out, and then we can probably consider you "forgiven up for lost".


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 May 10 - 04:50 PM

Thanks Brett. No gout. It came and went in less than 48 hours.
The stubbed toe is not so cooperative. It keeps getting more and more swollen as the bruise dissipates. Shoes hurt. As does walking.
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Naemanson
Date: 28 May 10 - 04:46 PM

Sorry to hear about your troubles. Here on the island gout is very common. Nobody eats well and meat and fish are the big items on the menu. There's always someone laid up with gout.

I agree you should see a doctor.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 May 10 - 11:15 AM

Not now, Janie. This new place has a gym and I was looking forward to the treadmill and ellipticals. maybe when i get back from the long weekend.

Sev - glad to see your sense of humor has not abandoned you.

Meantime two toes are burised and there is a 2" diameter bruis on the top of my foot. Ice and elevation. It really hurts to wear a shoe but I have to be in work today.

And HALLALULAH! The Jehovah Witnesses are in town for a convention and using our parking garage (a public garage) as their central meeting place. I had to sjhow my parking pass to get past the guy blocking the entrance. Nearly ran him down.

Grumpy


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe (Ol' Slewfoot?)
From: Severn
Date: 27 May 10 - 07:19 PM

SINSULL!

Don't you realize the cause of your "agony of de feet" was MAINE TOE POISONING?....


SINS-cerely,
Doc Savage
(Man of Bronze & Brainze)










The bill is in the mail........


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Janie
Date: 27 May 10 - 07:14 PM

Sins,

Walk much?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 May 10 - 06:24 PM

Sinsull, you need a caretaker. lol


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 27 May 10 - 06:13 PM

But, wine is mostly water, no?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: open mike
Date: 27 May 10 - 05:52 PM

a bear?

gout is often from eating too much meat..
and can be from a build-up or uric acid.

the main thing to do is drink copious
amounts of water, from what i hear.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: ranger1
Date: 27 May 10 - 05:44 PM

The "if it bends, its not broken" thing is a myth. When I was eight, I broke both bones in my forearm at a roller skating rink. I wasn't taken to the emergency room right away because I could bend the arm and wrist. I ended up in a cast for almost three months.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 27 May 10 - 05:05 PM

To bed... sure, just don't wear them outside. Safety first, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 May 10 - 11:44 AM

Toe and foot are a lovely shade of grey blue. Kind of like the ocean. Meantime the guy across the aisle pulled a muscle in his leg. He was sitting on ice and didn't realize his plastic bag was leaking. Looks like he had another kind of accident. The walking wounded. HEH HEH


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 May 10 - 10:44 AM

And wear them to bed??????


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 27 May 10 - 10:22 AM

Git yerself sone steel-toed work boots.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 May 10 - 07:56 AM

Soooooo. The poor old big toe recovered rather quickly leading me to believe it was a spider bite. But this morning I side stepped a cat and slammed my other foot into a piece of furniture.
Not likely that my middle toe is broken but it hurts worse than the big toe did. SIGH.
So once again I am swollen and red and hurting. It is so hard to wear a shoe. WHIIIIINE!
At least they didn't both happen at once.
SINS, gimping.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: My guru always said
Date: 27 May 10 - 03:00 AM

Never drink red wine from an old pewter goblet, that'll leech the lead!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Janie
Date: 26 May 10 - 08:30 PM

'Fess up, Sins. You was just lookin' fer an excuse to pop the cork an a bottle of good Cabernet. Damn toe betrayed you and got better too soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Becca72
Date: 26 May 10 - 03:27 PM

Gout would also be hot to the touch. My ex has it and it never "went away" without the very nasty medication to make it do so.

And there's nothing a doc will do for a broken toe.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 May 10 - 03:11 PM

gnu,
My co-op in NYC had to do major plumbing to comply with NYC lead regulations. But to our surprise, the levels in two buildings were still high. Why? Because the city's side of the connection was lead and they were under no obligation to change it NOR COULD WE.
So we ran water in the morning and flushed toilets to get any water that had been standing overnight through the system.
BIG SIGH.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: gnu
Date: 26 May 10 - 02:56 PM

Always run your cold water first thing in the morning until you feel that "water main" temperature in the faucet. Same thing when you arrive home if you have been away all day. Same for the hot water.

And, if you have a lead entrance, replace it with copper or Kitek. I prefer type K copper but get quotes on both. If you go with Kitec (plastic) you may will have to install a new ground for the electrical system.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 26 May 10 - 12:07 PM

For gout try dried black cherries.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Bear With A Sore Toe
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 10 - 12:04 PM

Which is why BOTH of the stills my brother has are made from good, honest, copper and lead-free solder. If you use lead in a 'shine still you could get into trouble with the FDA!


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