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BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary

Liz the Squeak 11 Feb 10 - 04:51 AM
Liz the Squeak 11 Feb 10 - 04:49 AM
Micca 11 Feb 10 - 04:12 AM
Dave the Gnome 11 Feb 10 - 02:07 AM
katlaughing 10 Feb 10 - 11:36 PM
mousethief 10 Feb 10 - 07:12 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 10 Feb 10 - 06:42 PM
katlaughing 10 Feb 10 - 06:20 PM
Dave MacKenzie 10 Feb 10 - 06:19 PM
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HuwG 10 Feb 10 - 05:55 PM
Liz the Squeak 10 Feb 10 - 05:45 PM
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Rowan 10 Feb 10 - 04:44 PM
Chris Green 10 Feb 10 - 01:07 PM
Gervase 10 Feb 10 - 12:08 PM
Amos 10 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 04:51 AM

Palingerer - a friend who waits around til everyone else has gone to see how you REALLY are.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 04:49 AM

Textpert - one who has read a lot on the subject (usually law or medicine) but is not actually a trained practitioner.

Tocsin - something naughty done in a very dim light.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 04:12 AM

Sidereal= Apple wing of Campaign for Real Ale
Muslim= Diary entry of person wishing to lose weight
Flatulence= borrowed apartment
Hip-hop= queue for the toilets


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 02:07 AM

The Jamaican ones reminded me of -

Pokemon = Jamaican proctologist

(Not one of my own)

DeG


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:36 PM

rugby - the opposite of a bee in one's bonnet; known esp. to inhabit "shag" type rugs

bonnet - a good net made by a company which is bilingual

escrow - one of a former band known as the Counting Crows OR a morphed bird i.e. no longer a crow

siamese - miso soup specific to Siam

trainslate - obvious, isn't it? (added to "translate")


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:12 PM

confusing -- former prisoners, not many of whom sing.

exacerbate -- she drew her fish lure from an unspeakable place

ceremony -- she makes a lot of noise, that sarah


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:42 PM

Wench--Something designed to turn the head of a dolt.

Distress--Garment worn by Carribean lady.

Distraction--Technique for immobilising fractures in Jamaican ER.

Condominimum--Swindle someone out of a small amount of money.

Catastrophe--Annual award for feline proctologist.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:20 PM

HuwG and mousethief, those are excellent!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:19 PM

Kakastocracy - government by the shittiest people in the state


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:16 PM

Possibility -- tea made in a tin can by a gang of vigilantes

Indicate - Katherine, who has a recording contract with a small label

locomotive - insane reason for doing something


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: HuwG
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:55 PM

Mushroom - indoor arena for training dog sled teams
Finance - splendid insects
Yankee Clipper - Brooklyn rabbi


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:45 PM

Ah, you've brightened my day - especially Gervase, because obviously we share an interest in penguins... if only I knew this several years ago.... :D

Malodeon - someone who plays the accordian very very badly.

Melodourous - a very smelly accordian.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:35 PM

polymer - many mermen/mermaids

watergate - a slice of board used in irrigation ditches to control the flow of water (a true thing!)

techtonic - refreshing drink for techies

uslurp - a nasty slight, claiming someone sips pee

yeoman - the proper spelling of the slang, "Yo, man!"

dimpeach - an unripe peach having no colour

filitbuster - to the brim!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Rowan
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 04:44 PM

wallaby - someone who aspires to be a kangaroo

Nah! That's a wallaroo; the rest are waballies.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Chris Green
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 01:07 PM

pea soup - an embarrassing medical condition

decrease - what you bat from in de cricket

fortitude - the answer to life, the universe and everything

wallaby - someone who aspires to be a kangaroo

rehearse - to exhume a body in a formal fashion


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gervase
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:08 PM

Shitzu - one with no penguins.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM

I thought perdiction was being sent to hell for revealing the truth...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:16 AM

freakdown - mechanical failure in a hippie van

freakup - romantic failure in a hippie van

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:08 AM

Metrosexual - Someone who really goes to town.

Uxbridge - University for computer geeks

DeG


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Smedley
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:58 AM

Pigotry - an unreasonable prejudice against animals that produce bacon.


Missturbation - a pleasurable activity for unmarried women.


Homersexuality - an attraction felt by certain men towards the patriarch of the Simpson family.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:41 AM

As I said elsewhere

perdiction - a cross between a prediction and a perversion.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Stu
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:32 AM

Contempt - Persuade an ex-prisoner to do one last job . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Stu
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:29 AM

Spammer - a hitting tool made of reformed meat.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:27 AM

cocktoil -- what lies ahead for the sheikh on his visit to the harem


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:17 AM

Disgruntled = teenager unable to make a comment.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Will Fly
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:11 AM

Hypnotherapy = failing to find any relief from an aching hip


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 09:07 PM

LOL!

random changed to pandom = a store which sells only pans


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: TheSnail
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 08:49 PM

Testiculation - waving your arms about and talking bollocks.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Amos
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 08:01 PM

Morality: What you need when your ality runs out.


A


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Subject: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 07:56 PM

Can't find the other threads that do this, so here's a new one. Those in the US may recognise bits from the Washington Post. Sorry.


The idea is to take a word and give it a new meaning, like:

Coffee - the one upon whom you cough.

Or... changing one or two letters to form a new word and give it a meaning, like:

Rotivational speaker - speaker who goes round and round the houses but never actually comes to the point.

You have a go.....

LTS


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