BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM

Onamatopia: On the carpet, about to be for the high jump!

Semicolon: Bowel operation

Full stop: constipation

Alitteration: untidy oriental

Anticlimax: Frustration

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 08:35 PM

Multifarious - Large number of promissary notes to cover journey costs
Multitudinous - Many masticated midday meals
Infra dig - Taking part in archaeological excavation
Extracurricular - Surplus Indian food chiller
Entering- Prepare for boxing match
Bison - Bowl for hand washing
Hippopotomus - Tom's joint replacement
Helicopter - By Jove, he has apprehended the lady!
Castration - food for actors

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 05:49 PM

Dermotitis - a plague of Irishmen

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM

Alphabet: I wager that it is 50%.
Alfa-Romeo: a shared boyfriend.
Swarm: the opposite of scold.
Enterprise: a chicken worth looking after.
Dildo: herbally flavoured bread mixture.
Semibreve: take half a breath.
Moorage: bovine anger.
Mendicant: lack of DIY skills.
Creator: one who abhors certain Native Americans.
Antipasti: a Cornish delicacy - a female relative baked in pastry.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Barden of England
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 02:24 PM

Altered = Omni motion

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Barden of England
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 02:21 PM

Jibberish = Almost like a sail

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Barden of England
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 02:21 PM

Tantermount = A hill with tanters on it

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 01:16 PM

Ad glib - A vacuous off-the-cuff response. Anything Peter Mandelson says.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 11:09 AM

Catatonic = us

or feline elixir?

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 05 Mar 10 - 08:02 PM

cartoon: automobilic melody

Category: Moggie on the interstate.

O..O
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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Guest mandotim astray
Date: 05 Mar 10 - 08:53 AM

Wholesale; commercial transaction with a lady of the night.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 10:24 AM

Stratosphere - electric guitar phobia

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 08:22 AM

Expectorant!
Good one Don.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM

Parasite – inhabitant of a famous French city
Romantic – inhabitant of a famous Italian city

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:13 AM

Canticle - I am able to stimulate laughter.
Cuticle - Small and endearing.
Testicle - Method for determining if someone is ticklish.
Romantic - Italian facial twitch.
Farcical - Distant agricultural implement.
Expectorant - Upset Akenaton and await response.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 08:30 AM

hey Caterpillar, I thought Vagrant was the outpourings of an agressive feminist!!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 07:25 AM

Particle – half melted icicle
Cryptic – dead critic
Radiology – the science of being a heating engineer

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 07:36 AM

Vagrant – The media concept of Arts Council funding

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 07:39 PM

ameliorize -- peepers like Ms. Earhart's
accentuate -- thou hast ingested diacritical marks
Afghanistan - that's another fine quilt you've gotten us into, Ollie

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 06:16 PM

Flageolation - Beating tunes with a whistle.
Melondrama - Histrionic complaint about starter course.
Proliffyrate - In favour of Irish river toll.
Armature - Mediaeval rust.
Anatomy - My headgear.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 08:20 AM

Tortuous - were you our teacher?

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 05:53 AM

Provocative - in favour of having a distinct form of names for when you address their owners.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 24 Feb 10 - 07:21 AM

Zephyr - it's a female calf

Solidarity - powdered tea substitute

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 23 Feb 10 - 07:20 AM

Terpsichore - became ill after drinking from a dubious unmarked bottle

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 08:28 PM

Pennsylvania - barn-topper shaped like a writing utensil
Mississippi - Married lady counterculturalist

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Wolfhound person
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 04:52 PM

Gloucester - to mix shiny paint
Coventry - matters pertaining to a meeting of witches

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 04:31 PM

Massachusetts. Plantation owner's false teeth.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 04:27 PM

impotent - inside an inadequate piece of camping equipment from the deep (U.S.) South

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 07:39 AM

Portent - inadequate camping equipment

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gurney
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 03:54 PM

Nice one, mousy!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Feb 10 - 05:36 PM

Hundred - fear of Germans

O..O
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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 19 Feb 10 - 05:35 PM

Parenthesis - DNA test report

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 19 Feb 10 - 07:29 AM

Mysteries – fog in the forest
Nomadic – Richard is sane
Dramatics – rural version of a flea circus
Asphalt – lesser sexual assault
Assert – a sure thing ( I bet most of you thought of another meaning)
Ebullient – posh ant who picks on smaller ants
Sex – what posh people have their coal delivered in
Priority – afternoon refreshment with the abbot
Paramour – a sadly not fully thought through invention for protecting skydivers
Sturgeon – fish doctor
Buttress – female goat
Succeed – feeding action of a beakless budgie
Nothing – faster acting than Anadin (old advert joke)
Barbary ape – to imitate the action of a hairdresser
Metacarpal – saw a friend who has an automobile
Portrait – an undesirable tendency or habit
Andover – deliver

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 01:18 PM

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 01:11 PM

swiped, but good...

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM

LOL --

That makes it worth it then... I just peed may pants laughing at you squirting tea through your nose.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 08:55 AM

VT - the Folkidiom was funny, but the wereparrot made I squirt tea out my nose.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 07:05 AM

Central 'eating - one front tooth.

Don T

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 07:21 PM

Amos, I didn't know you knew British politics so well!!

Syncdouche= trying to clear the kitchen drain with a high pressure hose!
dinette= nouvelle cuisine
Distillgesic= state of painless achieved by drinking spirits

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 06:09 PM

conswervativism: the art of jumping loudly from one issue to any other issue which you think will gain you political points, regardless of truth or usefulness.

A

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 05:49 PM

Aperitif - minimalist dentures

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 05:43 PM

Armadildo - Heavy duty marital aid.
Disestablishmentarian - This building is reserved for blond, blue eyed, supermen.
Justiciary - I'll have an aperitif (with a nod to Mousethief).
Israelite - Is a sunbeam.
Fundamental - Crazy electrical storm.


Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 05:16 PM

justice - nobody but me and thee
Obama - Irish demolitions expert

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 01:04 PM

can't believe the wereparrot beat out my folkidiom

there is no justice.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 08:21 AM

Indecent - In far enough

Polutocrat - Some one who is filthy rich

Insufficient - In far enough

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 08:01 AM

Ivory Manual = Book of Welsh songs of the Zulu Wars

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 07:31 AM

tempers - too much time on your hands

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 07:26 AM

Overturn – Gaudy funerary vase
Debauched – all bauch removed
Palisade – royal official
Vanish – rather like a van
Matrix – gymnastic floor display
Aspic – choose a snake
Conscript – document produced by a spin doctor
Vertigo – a long distance in Somerset
Regale – about that wind last night
Tenerife – a predicted ratio of shipwrecks
Bucket – a small buck
Baguette – a small bag
Ballet – a small ball
Bullet – bullock
Bullock – to secure a bull
Secure – discover a remedy
Fertile – Fibrous failure of asbestos roofing
Tissue – Greeting of recognition
Brandish- rather like a brand
Celebrant – Outburst by a famous person
Contribute – False acclaim

I must have too much time on my hands!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 06:27 AM

Trampoline= Telephone help for ladies of easy vertue
Twiglight = low fat Horror film with a touch of Marmite
Feckless = uncaring Irish person

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 04:08 AM

I declare Dave the winner!!! *clap clap*

Round 2 anyone?

Limpet - a floppy cat or dog.


LTS