BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 03:26 PM

Dipthong: swimwear

Ingrate: ashes

Consumate: deceive friend

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 04:29 PM

Tarvin: past Hungary (that's for Gospodin Schastlivym)
Subcutaneous: a less than pretty botteom
Antimatter: Father's sister's business
Demonstrate: No gay devil.
Nosegay: a rhinosexual
Facsimile: An intensive simile, e.g. "like a F***ing diamond in the sky".
Snuff: That is sufficient.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: RAT-W
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 04:12 PM

Ok, having now been away and thought about it:

Latex - what the chickens die yesterday

Ditto - No, you didn't

Anihilate - A tardy Egyptian river

Chronos - like Windows or linux for elderly witches

Ejaculate - A tardy Yorkshireman called Johnathan

Monkey - Used to unlock the monastery door

Carpet - A nodding dog

RAT-W

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: RAT-W
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM

Hemisphere - fear of doing things by halves

DVD - what Jamaicans risk getting after sex

telephone - tell them he called

Dunno - finished being negative

Book - the noise Derbyshire chickens make

RAT-W

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 10:17 AM

Ferrule: democracy?

Vermicular: Mountain train for worms!

Interpolate: World police tardiness

Bastion: A big spoon for moistening Sunday roast

Panoply: Wooden cooking vessel

Doubly incompetant: Can't play a shaky egg or spoons!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 09:48 AM

Wonderful: Just can't think about it any more

Perfection: Foolproof ignoring

Speciality: Darjeeling, Earl Grey?

Intemperance: Insufficiently annealed sword

Overwrought: Elaborately scrolled ironwork on garden gate

Crotchet: a small crotch?

Ungulate: Defer execution

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:15 AM

diarama - Welsh current affairs programme.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:13 AM

diversity - Welsh place of study

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:11 AM

diversion - information officer for Welsh Performing Rights Society

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 02 May 10 - 10:18 PM

maturation: when you are forced to eat your throw rug
vocabulary: the voice of Larry, the Cable Guy
intertestimental: bury the guy whose brain is the size of his balls

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 May 10 - 12:15 PM

Ampersand: the grit inevitably found in picnic sandwiches.
Macrame: String often served with cheese sauce
Harmburger: junk food
Beliefburger: junk religion. See Jeezburger
Baguette: a member of West Bromwich Albion Ladies' Team
Futurami: Pickled beef of the 30th century
Laphroaig: the noise a Scotsman makes when clearing his throat.
Peppercorn: to shoot oneself in the foot with a machine gun
Choirizo: a singing group of sausages
Gruel: ungind

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 10 - 01:52 AM

Flatulent= sublet

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 10 - 01:10 AM

lol Some of these are just really clever.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 May 10 - 07:05 PM

Volumptuous: Curvaceous. All the curves go outwards.

Curvacuous: Miss World material. See Numbile, Pneubile etc.

Nubiddable: if you don't know by now...

Paedophool: one who thinks online means anonymous.

Homeosexual: a person who has a vanishingly small amount of sex.

Letsbian: a very tolerant woman.

Oreal sex: Just making it up.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 01:13 PM

Trifle = Multi-barreled weapon
Flatulent= borrowed apartment
endevour = a wedgie

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 12:38 PM

Hatred - Scarlet headgear.
Hatred - Loathe communism
Hatred - Produce crop circles

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM

Nomad: Sane

Torque: Speak

Focus: Enemy's oath

Supercilious: An extreme dafty!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Mar 10 - 11:41 AM

Finale: Beer made from fish

Lathe: Bilingual definite article

Watershed: Hot tub in garden

Imperfect: Superman

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 09:48 AM

Mendicant: Unable to repair

Plentitude: Thoroughly masticated

Bobbin: Action of red, red robin

Engrave: Bury

Oakum: All ye faithful

Stamen: Refuse sex change

Circumspect: Look round

Elude: He's rude

Symbolic: Percussion error

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 21 Mar 10 - 10:18 AM

Paralytic= Unqualified but practising low-fat tick
pastiche= a humourous copy of a Cornish dish
appetite= an amused drunk
pandemonium= the cacophonous instrument played with a wooden spoon by your child in the kitchen

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 10 - 07:49 AM

Disconcert: Show cancelled

Mascot: the bed slept in by the ten who rolled over

Ascent: Highbrow speech

Father: Obese woman

Manequin: Male thief or mad sibling

Pannikin: Coporal Jones

Porcupine: Ham craving

Ululate: Tardy ones

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 12:40 PM

Swords: Words beginning with S

Cutlass: Slice girl

Rapier: Deflower yer

Epee: Payment method

Sabre: Remark on cold temperature

Windlass: Flatulent female

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 10:30 AM

Quantity: The bosom of a fashion designer.
Sanctity: Ditto, gone south.
Matador: Welcome to a Spanish home.
Picador: what a burglar might do.
Acme: the finest sort of spots.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 02:47 PM

Largesse: Capital S

Lampoon: Harpoon to kill lambs

Panache: Pain from using heavy cook pots

Concensus: Number of scams

Gnomon: On a sundial, a gnome's shadow

Urine: Your turn to bat

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 08:20 AM

Ineffable – too extreme to be expressed by swearing
Snow – it's not affirmative.
Starbucks – astronomically priced coffee

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 12:34 PM

Ingrate: Coal

Coalesce: Put another shovelful on fire

Understate: Deep south

Pharmacist: Agricultural worker

Mistral: Musical wind

Temperate: Vexation measure

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 10:52 AM

Urban: Her driving disqualification

Truncate: Starving elephant

Liposuction: Sipping cider through a straw

Particle: Stimulate pater

Toupee: Balance

Imply: Mendacious sprite

Deflowered: Dead headed

Preserved: Deja vue meal

Underpinned: Sat on tack - Ouch!!

Vagrant: Unfocussed tirade

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 08:38 AM

Dubbing – adding a musical shoe treatment?
Bi-stable – Advert for a barn conversion.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 10:47 AM

Unduelation: Spontaneous sniggering

Relationship: Family cruise

Didgeridoo: Oops, did you do it again?

Pedantic: Foot tapping/ clog dancing

Mangetout: Gluttony

Understand: Loiter in subway

Phallusy: Penis exhibition

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gurney
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 03:46 AM

Fluctuation. "Certainly not, oriental person!"
Confrontation. Oriental woman wearing falsies.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 16 Mar 10 - 05:34 PM

Medic: a small thing, but mine own.
Pustule: a cat's ditto.
Homeosexual: One who has a vanishingly small amount of sex.
Asymptote: a harmless- seeming bookmaker.
Cascade: Handpumped soft drink.
Scallion: a male onion.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 16 Mar 10 - 08:54 AM

Brittle – A composite form of patriotism that is apt to shatter when subjected to internal or external pressure

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 16 Mar 10 - 08:23 AM

Kindred – fear of relatives

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 15 Mar 10 - 08:29 AM

Context – deceiving MSM message

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Mar 10 - 06:28 AM

Tangent - a heavily sunburnt chappie.
Diameter - Greek goddess with the fuller figure.
Radius - ancient Roman broadcasting system.
Gladiator - a satisfied cannibal.
Cordial - blimey, what a face.
Semiconductor - one who only charges half fare.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 12 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM

Cantilever – Why does he stay?
Zoological – alphabetically arranged animals
Belongings – Attraction to honey producing insects
Seldom – bankrupt monarchist country
Cornucopia – Is it too busy for you here?
Silicon – who'd fall for that?
Vernier – very precisely controlled thin layer

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: HuwG
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 08:58 PM

Zulu - The, er, facilities at a wildlife park

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 06:16 PM

T Chest- impressive bust
Zebra= largest cup size in USA
Parsnip =clerical vasectomy
television= Yorkshireman describes a dream
Beef heart+ a very small smelly noise

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 03:52 PM

Meths - South African mathematics

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 01:38 PM

Anteclimax - foreplay

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 11:00 AM

Comatose: Foot gone to sleep

Palindrome: Friend at airport

Forensics: Ten

Maritime: Wedding

Irate: Anger ratio

Aspirate: Furious snake

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 07:49 AM

Rambler – did you see how fast that sheep went past?
Speedometer – device for counting swimwear
Political – stimulate a parrot
Economics – repeat words said by small humanoids

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: paula t
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 03:40 PM

Oh, this thread has really cheered me up after a very busy day at school. Keep 'em coming folks! Unfortunately, I've tried to join in the game, but I'm a bit brain dead at the moment.Sorry!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 11:34 AM

Permafrost: Icicles in one's hair

Scurrilous: Not rushing about

Exemplar: Retired emplar

Superstructure: Phwaaaaaahh!

Semantics: Jumping about

Admission: Went on crusade

Undergo: Use subway

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 08:10 AM

Meditation: Think about taking the tablets

Accentuate: Tongue swallowed

Scintillate: Late night revelry or until 08.00 or 20.00

Melancholy: Hybrid of fruit and vegetable

Strawberry: Cover dead grass with soil

Spinnaker: Twirl todger

Mastiff: Argument in crowd

Charismatic: Automated housemaid

Multitude: Thorough mastication

Ventricle: Oozing orifice

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 07:23 AM

Sweater – not as dry
Waistcoat – non recyclable outer clothing

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 07:17 AM

Avatar: Conjugal relations with a mariner

Contemporary: Transient scam

Philistine: Refill German beer mug

Mandolin: Unemployed male present

Guitar: Chronic nasal condition

Infra red: Sunburned communist

Speculator: Farewell threat

Porpoise: Defective deportment

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 06:13 AM

Spectator: Mottled spud

Revisionist: Frenzied panic the night before the exam

Scalpel: Alopecia

Definity: Long winded explanation

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 01:31 PM

Congenital: a banana down the front of your trousers.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 01:28 PM

Circonference: a meeting that never gets to the point.