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BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary

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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Genie
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 10:50 PM

A few overlaps, but mostly new (definitions of exisiting words) here:
Neo-Definitions (Washington Post, Plus)


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 08:56 AM

T'wirled -LOL!!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: DMcG
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:57 AM

Mentioned at a sessionn on Friday last -

Twirled: Yorkshire


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 05:28 AM

Purist: What you risk getting when you drop your mobile phone in the toilet.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:54 AM

Clone: Oriental hag
Crony: Hag-like,
Crony: Joint for the birds.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:50 AM

Crone: Duplicate oriental life form.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 07:52 AM

Gymnosperm: Firing blanks?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:57 AM

Campaign: Lumbago from sleeping on wet grass

Cortex: weatherproof headgear to keep brain warm

Oinkment: Porcine medication

Ninny: Shy female goat

Understatement: Subtitle


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:20 AM

Kat,

LOL!!

I'll use that one at the sesh tonight!

Here's some more to ponder:

Tertiary: Clint Eastwood

Curlew: Hairstylist

Menstruate: Realistic male bodymass

Binnacle: Small bin

Pannikin: Corporal Jones

Morbid: Up the ante at auction

Morbidity: Dirge

Ultramarine: More than able seaman

Disgruntle: Remove porcine vocal cords

Spinnakers: Speciality contortionist's act

Euphemism: Teenager –speak

Prosthesis: Expert's dissertation

Falsehood: Imitation sou'wester

Porcupine: Bacon craving


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 04:09 PM

This is for MtheGM..it was either this thread or the other!*bg*

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his
ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to
him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful
medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and
then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than
you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."

The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How
do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say
'1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took of his clothes and
said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then
she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling
participle.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Michael
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 11:51 AM

Counter irritant = shop assistant

Kangaroos = look at those amazing marsupials.

Translator = He's going to become a woman.

Toiletries = letries for children to play with.

Gymnosperm = result of watching women exercising.

Shitsu = stupid name for a dog.

Succulent = a borrowed nipple


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 09:24 AM

Diatribe: Football hooligans


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Sep 10 - 09:37 AM

Toiletries: Dog urinals


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 01:03 PM

Stupor: Ladling thin broth
Infatuate: Cholesterol
Emulate: Tardy bird

Humidor: Damp gold

Cauterise: Winked

Porcine: Obscured way marker for road hogs

Morbid: Auction

Dulcet: Bunch of bores

Armadildo: Heavy duty vibrator

Sentinel: Smelly Nelly!

Rumpus: An invitation?

Octopus: Cat with 8 lives

Cant: No such word!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 11:09 AM

Catacomb: Implement for feline flea removal

Heirless: Bald

Ultrasound: Sturdy

Caveat: Guinea pig headgear

Specious: Poshspeak for roomy

Endomorph: Axed TV character

Elderberry: Old personfs funeral

Menopause: I donft hesitate

Double breasted: Normal

Portent: Leaky camping shelter

Mundane: Dull Scandinavian

Impale: The Devilfs Brew!

Poltroon: Scottish parrot

Mistral: Unmusical troubadour

Asterisk: Astronomical hazard

Mustang: On death row

Coalesce: Smokeless fuel

Angiosperm: Irish prostitute

Rescind: Oops, I did it again!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 08:53 AM

Tantric = Magic sunbed

Content = Prisoner on camping holiday

Quirky   = Crap

Buttery = Butt fattening

Macaroni = Another continental holiday dance craze

Popsicle = A bike for dad

Unicycle = A bike for grad


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:45 AM

Excrement = stepped pay reduction
Tautology = the art of tension
Ventricle = leaky heart valve


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:25 AM

Coptic: Policemanfs watch

Acquire: Singing group

Mollycoddle: Indulge Morris side

Stucco: Keyboard malfunction

Sequestrate: Fee for marine adventure

Instil: Not out

Scarify: Frighten

Expound: Devaluation

Fabricate: Textile consumption

Cortisone: Lovers lane

Pungent: Male comic

Fertile: Russian hat

Farcical: Distant hand scythe

Supercilious: extraordinarily asinine

In testate: Marks out of ten


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Aug 10 - 11:40 AM

Orphan: Cooling device for metals

Bulletin: Metal ammunition container

Screwdriver: Insurance fraud

Molasses: Animal posteriors

Brandy: Superior to Brand X

Forestall: Compel everyone

Melange: Hybrid fruit

Photosensitive: Dislike having picture taken

Curriculum: Asian influenced school dinners

Confluence: Hypnotise with evil intent

Impervious: Demonproof

Custodian: Person in charge of swearbox

Meddle: Award

Lampoon: Spear for hunting young sheep


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 01:55 PM

You got that one wrong, mon ami si heureux. Phallusy? bollocks.

Young men who frequent picture palaces
Know nothing of psychonanlysis,
And although Dr. Freud
Would be very annoyed,
They cling to their long- standing fallacies.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 11:31 AM

Winsome: Lose some!

Assuage: Hay?

Custardy: Egg nog

Noggin: The Nog

Manatee: Chap drinking hot beverage

Nubile: Fresh vomit

Chinchilla: Forgotten scarf

Chihuahua: Speaking in tongues!

Penetrate: Numismatist

Evanescent: Welsh climber

Pentacle: Writing set

Incumbent: Dubious salary


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 10:38 AM

Shellfish: Miserly crustacean

Skinflick: Dandruff

Mountebank: Savings scheme for Canadian Police

Phallusy: Penis shaped

Paradame: Female parachutist

Fondue: Enarmoured

Morsel: Advertising campaign

Herpes: Wig


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:48 AM

Obsenility: becoming a dirty old man.
Obsolessons: teaching people to be useless.
Narcitecture: The way designer drugs are invented
Squallow: a very dirty bird
Triffic lights: a really exciting road junction
Marxschism: yet another split in the Trotskyist movement


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 11:30 PM

Agrophobia= a fear of farming
pustule=a device for lancing boils
flageolation = to beat with beans
Pasta= Italian nostalgia
Trumpet= a very loud French Fart
Marxism= snobbery associated with good academic grades


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bainbo
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:06 PM

Teatowels - nocturnal birds that suckle their young


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Marion
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 04:58 PM

Horology - scientific study of commercial sex


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: KHNic
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:33 AM

Jocular - A Scottish vampire


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:32 AM

Bill D,


Abundance: Big party held in a bakery

LOL!!

************

Pomander: Bruce & Sheila

Ambidextrous: Do everything right-handed

Defer: Shave hair off animal

Anteroom: Space for parentfs sister

Understudy: Cause of exam failure

Spectator: Mottled tuber


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 09:06 PM

Adverse: A poem that gets longer the more you read it.

Negligent: When you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown

Neurosis: Fresh flowers.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:58 PM

Abundance: Big party held in a bakery

cannibal — Someone who is fed up with people.

Absentee: A missing golfing peg.

Semite — Big-truck driver.

Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:03 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Songbob
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 02:57 PM

I saw this above and thought it had a different meaning --

Distress: a haircut


Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 11:48 AM

Revolt: Concerning unit of EMF

Platitude: Flossing teeth with hair

Fandango: Cool down, and then leave

Interdenominational: Mixed currency

Fulcrum: Crumbly bread

Pedantic: Foot movement

Atrophy: World Cup


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 10:43 AM

Plinth: King'th thon


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 10:00 AM

Singlet: Ugly duckling

Doublet: Two singlets

Triplet: Three singlets


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM

Ambergris: Lubricant for traffic lights

Anchorite: Moor competently

Motivation: Obsessive compulsive gardening

Missal: American missile

Peregrine: Pear cider of distinctive hue

Quantum: Area of midriff above miniskirt

Contour: Dishonest Holiday Company

Campaign: Lumbago caused by sleeping on deflated airbed

Tentacle: Camping equipment

Curlew: Hairstylist

Laminate: Why a young sheep knows to eat grass

Specialise: Coloured contact lenses


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:44 AM

Cockade: Viagra

Alimentary: My dear Watson!

Creeping bent: Chronic arthritis

Amplitude: Thoroughly masticated


Parenthesis: Mum's or Dad's dissertation


Follicle: Bijou folly

Hollyhock: Pawn Xmas wreath


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 07:58 AM

Articulate : consequence of narrow lanes and a large lorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 05:13 PM

Pharmacist: an agricultural labourer
Restitution: A home for the terminally lazy
Proboscis: anti union
Console: A false bottom for a shoe
Cherub: embrocation for revolutionaries.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 12:19 PM

Counter productive: Manufacture of tiddleywinks

High fibre: Stringy, ropy

Jocular: Scottish

Melancholy: Fruit/vegetable hybrid

Curtail: Dog's bottom

Madrigal: Orgasm


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:26 AM

Some phrases:

Cutting edge: Topiary

Hands free: Leprosy

Quick release:Incontinence

Labour saving: Favourable election outcome

High spec: Flying goggles

Buffer zone: Old folks home




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& more words:

Paraphrase:Miltary language

Innovation: Pub applause


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Jul 10 - 10:15 AM

Succumb: Taste?

Paraphenalia: Heating fuel accessories

Fissure: Angler


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 07:34 AM

Disconsolate - unhappy with an official foreign representative.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 05:33 AM

Sublet: Unsubtle


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 10:41 AM

Carage: Holding pen for vehicles owned by aggressive drivers

Kosher: Bailey

Catatonic: Feline medication

Pentangle: Biro stuck in cardy

Meniscus: Threaten, swear

Bandicoot: animal with rickets


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 03:35 PM

Mudcat: a drink like Advocaat but a sort of milk chocolate colour


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 02:29 PM

We happened upon a good on at the Good Intent today:

"Soubriquet" - what Mrs Tuckey calls you!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Sandman
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 12:57 PM

Mudcat:


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 09:19 AM

Conciliation: trick gullible oriental

Sequestration: Provisions for voyage

Vigilante: Uncle's wife has insomnia

Reclusive: Vandalise lavatory filter


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 04:48 PM

"I 'ad your ring" he said, admiringly...


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