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gnu 04 Aug 09 - 05:55 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 04 Aug 09 - 05:55 PM

Oops... sorry, T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Aug 09 - 06:02 PM

Indeed, Russ, why would a being of such a superlative nature deign to frequent our little forum?

Personally, I find it unfathomable. It's as incomprehensible as Winona Ryder joining the Roller Derby. I just don't get it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Gurney
Date: 04 Aug 09 - 10:06 PM

LH, just as speculation, perhaps he comes here because so many other sites are populated by mouthy teenagers, and he wants to cross swords with someone who can at least understand his Bon Mots and verbose beshrewments.

Or perhaps he's just barred everywhere else?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 09 - 10:18 PM

I think it's his basic tit and humidity and stuff, like Amos said.

I've always like Cheech Wizard as well. But I am not Spaw, nor was I meant to be (to misquote Eliot, T.S.).


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 09 - 01:56 AM

Cheech Wizard has a certain panache, no doubt about it, but I find his egotism sort of repulsive. He's the kind I want to see brought down and humbled. When he had that long-running battle with his helper (the lizard guy), it was the helper I identified with, not Cheech. I wanted to see Cheech get kicked in the balls so hard that he wouldn't come up for air for at least a week afterward. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Aug 09 - 09:19 AM

Leaping lizards! Where is the feller?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 09 - 10:02 AM

Perhaps Spaw's identification with Cheech Wizard is so strong because Spaw is Cheech Wizard?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 09 - 11:19 AM

Hmm..given the right hat there would be dramatic similarities!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 09 - 11:22 AM

That is exactly what I have been surmising (and suggesting).


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 09 - 02:06 PM

And his friend is Chongo -- or "Chong." Cheech and Chong.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 12:20 AM

When I logged on tonight, it was with the idea of starting a new thread but finding this one made me believe that perhaps it was the right place to post what I had to say.

Over the past few months and especially within the past weeks, my life has been in a state of flux. Perhaps it has to do with turning 60 or feeling evn more mortal while witnessing the mortality of others. Whatever the cause, I have had to look at what is important and what is not; how I view myself and how I am viewed by others. Although it seems silly at this late date to feel the need for major changes, I have seen clearly that who I am is not the person I want to be orcan be expected to be as I try to move forward. To say my beliefs have been bady shaken is understatement and it is not too strong to say that in most ways, I have been reborn in mind and spirit.

To that end, I hope you will find me more pleasant as reading this thread has once again shown to me just how far I need to go to ease my own mind. In that respect I must thank all of you on this thread as your comments which may have been in jest or not, certainly rang true deep inside me and verified my own feelings toward the person I had become.

I will still occasionally frequent the 'Cat but I hope to do so in a manner more acceptable to others and to my inner self as well. Many thanks to you all for your friendship over these years which I may have treated lightly. Bless you all.

Pat


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 12:55 AM

........now just blow me and y'all can go fuck yourselves.

Geeziz.......what a bunch of jackleg motherfuckers. Y'all are totally pathetic. It shows I guess just how gawddamn bad the BS has become on the 'Cat that the favorite thing most of you are posting to is this simpleass thread! Yeah, dumbasses....it means you! What the hell kind of thread is this anyway? It seems like all of you are sitting around individually and collectively jacking each other and yourselves off while you await the arrival of a pivot man for your friggin' circle jerk! Trust me on this one...I ain't the fuckin' guy you're waiting on!

Some of you stupid cocksuckers are so damn dumb you must be twins.......I'm sure your parents must have had SOME children who lived but if you're it, then Thanksgivings are probably depressing as hell for them, not to mention birthdays or whatever they call the day your ass hatched!

Leading that group is probably Hawk who has lost whatever little is left of his mind in his conquest to create some nasty storyline about the great Cheech.....Actually it was over for Hawk long ago when his Winona fixation became so deeply ingrained he blurted out that she was so fine he'd like to suck her Daddy's dick. As for Amos, he went over the edge long ago too when living out in the land of fruits and nuts made him follow in kind and now whatever bullshit he spits out is in that whatever ta' hell ya' fuckin' call it, California Drivelspeak.

I estimate the Jagov Factor on this thread to be 97 out of a possible 100.

I could and probably should go on and address the rest of this collection of dumbfucks but what would be the point? Y'all need to get a fuckin' grip on something that ain't your genitals before your the hair on your hands gets long AND GRAY! My best suggestion would be that all of us do our damndest to get Dan's pathetic but well meaning ass back here and we move on to better threads like we used to run back in the day...............

...........and I don't think I once used either brokedick or mamalucca even when I have never seem so many gathered together in one place!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Gurney
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 01:16 AM

There you are, Virginia Tam. First I was right (3/8/09 4.30), and then you were!

Isn't that nice.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 03:03 AM

I bask in glow of Spaw's hellfire.

Thank you oh Profane Master!

I am unworthy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 06:06 AM

Spaw,

Good to hear from you.

Russ (Permanent GUEST)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Charley Noble
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 08:06 AM

Now that the air has cleared, welcome back, Spaw!

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 08:55 AM

Brilliantly written, Spaw! I am delighted that you have finally decided to eschew the rude and offensive persona which you had slid into adopting as your mental grip on reality began to wither in the heat of action on the 'Cat. When I think of what your dear saintly gray-haired mother would have thought if she had seen some of the terribly insensitive things you've said here over the last few years! Well, it doesn't bear thinking about, does it? No! Let's just move on to something less disturbing, shall we? At any rate, now that I have read your tremendously moving post of 06 Aug 09 - 12:20 AM....and I am not ashamed to say that I shed a few tears while reading it, so moved was I by the humble penitence and self-realization that shone brightly through your words...yes, now, that I have read it I feel I can safely say that you are well on the way to a complete spiritual renewal in these, your golden years, and that the rude and offensive man we knew here has been replaced by a gentle and loving spirit whom we can depend upon to bring nothing but light and understanding into our midst.

I, for one, am deeply thankful that you have at last seen the light. Hallelujah!

****

Now, as to the post that followed at 06 Aug 09 - 12:55 AM....also apparently from you...

I have only one thing to say.

You had mentioned that you estimate the Jagov Factor on this thread to be 97 out of a possible 100.

Yeah. Not bad, eh? But what we are really aiming for here is 99 out of a possible 100. So watch for it. The worst is yet to come.

Your summation of Amos's rhetorical style, by the way, is spot on! Heh! Heh! ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 11:17 AM

You mean that that unshriven blathershite, that fan of O-Shit-U, that product of Southern Ohio inbreeding who was rejected for a part in "Deliverance" because he was "too MUCH" of what they were looking for, that cow-pie hopper, is back??

Well, will wonders never cease?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 11:28 AM

Aw, Jaysus. Somebody get this dumbass mother a big hat, wouldja? ANd maybe a couple of cattle to balance it out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 11:42 AM

My sources in Vatican City tell me that Spaw (under some pseudonym like "Pat" or something) has actually spent the past few weeks in a monastery high in the Carpathian Mountains, praying and doing good works while obeying the vows of poverty, chastity, obedience, silence, mortification of the flesh, and day-long prayer. At the end of this time the "applicants" (as they are called) stand naked before the heavens and are either taken bodily into Heaven or left for more poverty, chastity, etc.

Spaw too stood with the "applicants" and in the first time in the 1,700 year history of in institution an "applicant" was drilled right into the stone as a Voice From Above said, "Oh, yuck! Why you sendin' me shit like THAT?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 12:20 PM

Welcome back, Spaw. Hope you had a good away with the family.

The rabble kept themselves amused as best they could under the circumstances. I even attempted, feebly, to join in the good natured banter when I could get a word in edgewise.

I hope we get to see some pics. I expect, even if you had an antiquated camera with you, you could have developed the film in Lake Eerie (I assume you vacationed on the sunny, sandy shores of Lake Eerie) so those pics shouldn't be long in showing up... unless the film melted.

Anyway, I am glad you are back.

Oh... yeah... fuck you too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: jeffp
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 02:45 PM

Sheer fuckin poetry! I take my hat off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 03:07 PM

Somebody help me clean up the litter?!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 04:42 PM

Catshit?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 07:45 PM

You write that by yerseff, Spawzer???


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 08:30 PM

No, I had it specially done by a team of trained Dachshunds on break from a local asylum where they act as bunghole scrubbers for total, flaming, assholes like yourself.........geeziz.........Yeah... I wrote it.....so what's it to you Moby Dick?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 08:45 PM

Well, ahhhh, not to be overly critical but you had a few danglin' participles I thought you'd like to know about in case you planned on being a writer when you grow up... But, nevermind 'em... They weren't really all that obvious... Really, Spawzer... I've seen worse...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 10:05 PM

So have I. But I've been to Blind River.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 11:14 PM

I like my participles Bobertz and at least you can see mine without the aid of hundred power binoculars.........Yours sorta' resemble a broken-off pear stem flanked by two dessicated pinto beans.............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 09 - 11:31 PM

How do you desecrate a pinto bean?

And what do you plan to do about that girl? You knew she was 16, no matter what she OR her mother said. For that matter, what are you going to do about her mother?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 12:26 AM

I'm sending the mother, the daughter, and the pinto beans all to Idaho 'cause gawd knows the skinheads in that state can desecrate anygawdamnedthing!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 07:25 AM

Unless you have pictorial evidence to the contrary, Spawzer, then I am going on record of saying that my participles should more accurately be compared to the entire bean field...

That's my story fir now...

"I'm young and able
to buzz all night long
If ya' hear me buzzin' baby
There's some stingin' goin' on"

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 07:56 AM

Call me Mr. Old Fashioned and Hung Up but I am disturbed by the information being disclosed in this thread. Some people seem to know way too much about the intimate details of the anatomies of others are are too willing to share that information.

You know who you are.

Russ (Permanent GUEST and part time prude)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 10:18 AM

If ya wanna be precious, Mister Russ, you done gotta steer well clear of Spaw and all his ilk.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 10:29 AM

Amos,

In a thread like this why take my contributions seriously?

Russ (Permanent GUEST)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 10:45 AM

LOL!!! Or mine?   No reason!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 10:57 AM

They have ilk in Ohio? I thought they were mostly out west.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 10:59 AM

Spaw raises ilk? Some sort of shoot-'em-while-they're-penned-up thing for Ohio wannabees?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 12:08 PM

We used to have a fair bit of ilk in Ontario, but they've been declining of recent years...in step with the local economy. The best place to find Canadian ilk now is in Alberta or B.C.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 04:39 PM

Spaw, I've discovered, raises ilk only for the milk. He finds it smooth, cool, and refreshing. He was going to market it as "Silk Ilk Filk Milk" but was talked out of it by the barrel of shotgun in the hands of a lover of the English language.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 09 - 07:46 PM

Don't milk it dry now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 04:48 PM

Just thought I'd come back here to say I'm happy the olddude has returned.   We seem to owe Bruce for a part of it and getting Dan back in better spirits.

Ya' know folks........Even if you're not angered or whatever, it really is important to take a break from this place once in awhile. Almost every longterm regular I know has taken some time off here now and again and come back better for it. On the other hand, Dan will probably be pretty much the same asshole we all know and love!


And Bruce......Thanks and go fuck yourself. You're the only one who will...........very sad.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 04:59 PM

That's not true, Spaw! There was this simply butt-UGLY and vulgar, foul-mouthed, and totally depraved woman in Moosejaw, a complete tramp and ne'er-do-well who absolutely no man in his right mind would even consider getting involved with, but then Bruce met her one night at a drunken local battle of the bands session and she lured him backstage behind the equipment storage lockers on the pretext of needing his help with handling her "gear", and...

Oh, wait! I wasn't supposed to talk about that, was I?

Sorry.

Just forget I even spoke about it, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 05:07 PM

You promised Chinga you weren't gonna discuss that little adventure, Little Hawk!!! Jeeze. Now I'ma gonna hafta lean on youse....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 05:34 PM

Sounds like yer a tad jealous of Peace's ability to charm the fluff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 05:54 PM

Spaw's jealous of almost everyone when it comes to that... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 06:45 PM

Well, prit near anybody can do it better, can't they?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 07:06 PM

Better? I suppose some can but none of you needledicks.......The last time Hawk had sex at all was a different millenium and its well known that Peace was going crazy with one girl and she said, "Good moves Bruce, but when are you putting it in?" And since Rap moved to Idaho he's had his way with many spuds.....and little else. Gnu..........well, I dunno' how to say it............word is he can't get it up with a crane........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 07:08 PM

Sorry I forgot to mention Amos but so do all his partners.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 07:53 PM

That's because they don't want their husbands to find out, you broke-dick half-limp ass wipe. But that's just between us friends, of course.


A


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