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Subject: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 11:22 AM

Spaw ain't been cussin as nobody lately ... It is the end of mudcat as we know it ... LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 11:27 AM

He's been cussing a blue streak, but it's hard to hear as he has pulled his nutsack over his head. There other symptoms, however.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 11:29 AM

Check out the Jell-O threads. Some oldies but goodies.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 12:43 PM

Spaw does have some good points...well, ummm. Let me look under this rock...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 01:28 PM

Spaw hasn't been getting his rocks off?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 02:27 PM

I was afraid this would happen. He has grossly overused his cussing organ in the last few years...and it has now ceased to function at all. He is experiencing cussitous interruptus. There is no known cure for this dire ailment, other than a really HARD kick in the balls from a good friend. The kick must be delivered from BEHIND and by stealth or it will not have the desired effect. The kickee MUST not see it coming, but must be taken totally by surprise, preferably while engaged in some common activity like weeding the lawn or tieing his shoelaces...

Who will give Spaw help when it is sorely needed?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 02:31 PM

WHOA... WHOA... form a line... women first... those with pointy-toed shows to the front...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 02:31 PM

The w is next to the e.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 03:11 PM

I am sure when my old friend sees this thread his cuss organ will start working again on me ... LOL ... Little Hawk, that was priceless can't stop laughing ... line up ladies here is your chance to save mudcat


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 03:26 PM

Steel-toed shoes to the front!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Gurney
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 06:53 PM

This is a Spaw-baiting thread, and will likely receive the attention it deserves from him.
I think you lot only do it because you need a transfusion/inoculation of cussing at regular intervals, and Dr. Spaw has the best stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:14 PM

We just have to remind him periodically how much we love him, that's all. ;-) He'll show up eventually and make some derogatory remark about Winona Ryder and wiener dogs or something along that line.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:17 PM

Max should get first kick as Spaw is always adjusting his front appendages with a swift boot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:22 PM

We could charge for it and support the Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:30 PM

Nah, Rap... that would detract from the sheer fun out kicking him in the nuts. After all, it's just fun, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:39 PM

Like livin' on the edge, Oldster, heh???

Not to worry...

My boy ain't got no interuptis of any kind... Heck, he could die and two weeks later out-cuss the entire United Sates Navy in his sleep!!!

Better quit pokin' at Spawzer... If he ain't a'cussin' that means yer in the clam before the storm and you can take that to the bank...

Interuptis my butt!!!

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:45 PM

Don't bend over.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:51 PM

The clam before the storm? That's the safest place to be!!



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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 08:58 PM

That's right... Jus' close up yer shell an' ride the sumabich out... Might of fact, I reckon that's a purdy good idea seein' as Oldster done got a case of, ahhhh, whatever it is an' is pokin' at the Spawzer... Spawzer don't take to no pokin' so I reckon he's either workin' on the mother-of-all-cussins 'er he's stuck in the bathroom with some blockage... No matter, when he get the blockage ouuta the way, this ol' hillbilly is gonna be long gone...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 09:27 PM

I'm tellin ya... baked beans with molasses aned brown bread and sardines. Problem so... talk at yas on the morrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 09:40 PM

You be right bobster, I gets me kelvar ear plugs on and me hard hat. I thinks I may have unleased the sleeping lion on this one ...

gotta find a place to hide


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 10:31 PM

I dunno...I heard some of the Legion boys who seem to have met Spaw saying that he couldn't cuss his way out of a...naw, can't say that...and that anybody'd who'd need a kick in the nuts to start cussin' ain't worth the energy for the kick.

Now, that's not MY opinion so don't start comin' down on me. Y'all come down on Booger Red and Cold Hand Puke, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 11:25 PM

Rapaire
now you did it ... we are both going to get our arse kicked ...
I am going to move to the Rockies where he can't find me ... you he will find you LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 11:28 PM

Gnu
I hope it all comes out in the end for ya ... LOL
good luck ... see you in the AM unless Spaw finds me then someone call the cops ok


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Gurney
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 01:26 AM

The cops are OK.

Will that do, OD?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 06:39 AM

I would never willfully kick, but if anyone is interested there are special hammer boots used in Highland games. Note the bayonet on the toe.

Just trying to be helpful.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 11:02 AM

Ol' Spaw's done found RE-ligion! Done dedicated his life to The Man!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 11:33 AM

Maybe Spaw found a different kind of anagesic

swearing relieves pain

or maybe he ain't in pain no more so doesn't need to swear?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 12:58 PM

Animals swear when they're under stress too, and you can definitely tell that they're swearing, although the exact words they're using are not clear. Observe an angry squirrel in action, for instance, and just imagine what he might be saying.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Charley Noble
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 02:03 PM

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

#**#!

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 03:08 PM

Spaw is a professor of medieval poetry in real life.
Bobert is an astrophysicist.
Sir jOhn from HuLL is a retired cultural attache.
Leeneia is a former Miss Wisconsin.
Amos in a captain the Mounties.

If you read the Mudcat long enough, you will catch these and others shifting in and out of various personas. Spaw, for example, has entered a rational period.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 03:34 PM

Spaw, for example, has entered a rational period.

Now THAT really is taking fantasy too far!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 04:38 PM

A captain in the Mounties?

Well, I have been a captain, and I have delighted in some mounting, here and there, so I guess I can see the logic. But really...I am not even high enough up the ladder of life incarnations to be Canadian!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 05:00 PM

That's fer sure, eh? ;-)

For a view of just how far up the ladder one can incarnate as a Canadian, rent the movie "Trailer Park Boys" and watch it...or rent the whole first season of the TV show (same name) that inspired the movie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: open mike
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 06:15 PM

hey, old dude you can hide in the jello threads
no one would even think to look for you there!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 06:40 PM

LH, I can't imagine why you think I would spend hard earned dough on such trifles, really!! I have plenty of my own internal soap operas to watch day and night!



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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 06:45 PM

Anyone who would refuse to spend a paltry amount of his money on watching "Trailer Park Boys" is beyond any help I can give, Amos. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 06:54 PM

Youse just wait til Spaw gets back from campin. Yer in fer it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 06:56 PM

Amos has indeed been a Captain, but I doubt that even he has had the will, the guts, the raw courage, needed to sail to...Manitoba.

Few have had, and fewer have survived to tell the tale. (Those that have survived to tell the tale do so, over and over and over and....)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 07:08 PM

Weell, I had no call to, but there ain't that much to it, Rapaire. Just go down the Hudson Bay and bear west, and you run plumb into the coast of Manitoba. If you was nautical youlda known that.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 07:16 PM

Manitoba? Why?

Unless you are studying skeeters or frosbite?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 07:23 PM

Of course, one should mention that Manitoba has produced more than it's share of amazing musicians and winners of The VC in dazzling manner, just off the cuff.

Other than that... skeeters and frostbite come to mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 07:29 PM

Valour Road

Sorry for the thread drift.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 07:44 PM

Danged!!!

Where that George Carlin feller to fill in fir Spaw??? No, George wasn't in Spawzer's league but he could cuss okay...

Campin'???

Sheet fire... A few days of sleepin on the ground with rocks unner yer sleepin' bag and crawly things gettin' in there with ya' and I reckon that the poor ol' Spawzer gonna have a few things to saw when he has a few things to say...

Until then, fu*k it fir now...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 08:40 PM

Well, maybe Spaw ain't been cussin lately in this here Café, but, I know, wherever he is, it's fuck, fight and hold the light. This I hold as true and solace.

Spaw... whever you are, camping in the fucking rain or the fucking heat or off on some fucking adventure or off doing some fucking boring bullshit... have a great fucking time.

(Megan... skelp X 6)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 08:57 PM

Well my all time favorite cussing from the spawster was when I sent everyone out my CD .. well on Spaw's I didn't put enough postage on it so he got it and had to pay a buck for it .. I still laugh at the message he sent me about how much he like it even though I was a Cheap @#@$%$@ with a whole string of verbal descriptions on my mother and father and dog and great uncle ... laughed for a week

However I think it is going to be tame compared to what is going to happen when he gets back ... I think it was all bobsters fault and gnu .. yah that's my story and i am sticking to it yah ..


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Charley Noble
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 09:33 PM

Maybe a squid or two would perk up this thread while Spaw is away.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 09:44 PM

Squids and rocketry (or explosives) will perk up most anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 09 - 11:35 PM

You...you don't suppose...Spaw's well has run dry, do you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Ain't been cussing lately
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 02 Aug 09 - 07:22 AM

I have plenty of my own internal soap operas to watch day and night!

Plenty enough soap (soporific) operas happening right here in Mudcat to dispense with the energy required to make up my own.

Can't wait to see the stream of expletives that Spaw will deposit here. I am gonna take notes.

Think they will be very useful when the arthritis is particularly bad.


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