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BS: Your favorite T-shirt

Phot 08 Jun 09 - 11:32 AM
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Black belt caterpillar wrestler 05 Jun 09 - 08:08 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Phot
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 11:32 AM

My favorite was a Performance Bikes magazine one, which had a devil on the front with the caption Faster, Faster, Faster!   On the back it said "The devil made me do it!!...........But God said it was ok with him!

Wassail!! Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 07:34 PM

I asked the next performer at the Banbury fundraiser in April to give us a twirl, because he was wearing a t-shirt that read
"Heart of gold
Nerves of steel
Knob of butter"

Kitty


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:34 AM

I remember one of my favorites years ago depicted a grossly fat guy pushing a wheelbarrow nearly overflowing with his beer belly. The caption of course " Only here for the beer"
Cheers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 09:30 AM

I've only three customiszed ones: one celebrates a special holiday spent with friends and relatives and was made in secret for all of us by one of the gang (it still puzzles anyone outside the loop). The two I had made from my own photos are the ego-trip one from my 60th birthday showing me singing (?) and playing washboard with (or against!) Sonny Black & the Dukes and the other is of my favourite blues singer Fred McDowell based on his LP "I do not play no rock 'n' roll" [just the straight & natural blue]. I also prize my Lonnie Donegan final tour T-shirt.

RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 09:56 PM

A young lad about 6 came barreling into the shop -- he was wearing a green shirt with the words, "I'm definitely up to something" on it. I asked his Mom if that was true and she shook her head up and down vigorously.

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: GUEST,Goodnight Grace
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 05:19 PM

Years ago I saw Mike Seeger wearing a tee shirt advertising some folk or old time music festival on the front (can't remember which festival)and on the back were the words "keep your day job."

Grace


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 01:23 PM

I've seen so many that have given me a good laugh, I don't know that I can pick out one. I've made a few tailored to situations, or to the personalities of friends and family. One I took real delight in:
We have a little great niece with coffee-with-cream skin tone, 'cause her daddy's from Camaroon. Her first birthday was just few days after the presidential election. I made a simple stars-and-stripes pattern around the words, "I could be PRESIDENT some day". It felt so good to know that it wasn't a tasteless joke .
                            Dean


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: topical tom
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 10:53 AM

I once saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with an obviously inebriated cat lolling in a martini glass . The caption:" Happiness is a tight pussy".


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 08:08 AM

For a bad taste party I made up a t-shirt with "Nuke a gay whale for Jesus" on it in an attempt to offend as many people as possible.
Two years later I saw someone wearing commercialy produced one. Can I claim copy-right?

Favourite one that I've bought is the Les Barker "I can't find my camouflage net" one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 04:48 AM

"Save Shroedinger's Cat"

"KEEP MUSIC
   EVIL"

But the letters EVIL were in mirror writing, so you could read it right to left as "LIVE" or L to R as "EVIL"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 06:16 PM

Wet and on a woman...

(That's purdy retarded, Boberdz...)

Okay, the woman with no tee shirt... That any better???

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: 3refs
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 05:44 PM

BEER MAKES YOU SMART
ask Bud, he's weiser!

If you choose not to stand behind our troops,

feel free to stand in front of them!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 03:19 PM

Good luck with that. Or, was he not wearing a ring?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favourite T-shirt
From: GUEST,Bizibod
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 03:08 PM

Nice -looking furry-faced long-haired young man,walking towards me, big writing emblazoned across chest, with second line in tiny writing underneath:-

       ALL I WANT IS WORLD PEACE

            And a blowjob




Had to laugh as we passed and I could read the second line !


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 02:50 PM

Penmans cotton at Walmart for $6 Canuck.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: HuwG
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 02:25 PM

On a lady about two weeks before she went into the maternity ward ...

"It started with a kiss"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: dwditty
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 08:51 AM

Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate:
10.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 08:14 AM

One I didn't own but wish I had. It had a big Superman style "I" on the front with the legend "Captain Indecisive!" and on the back it said "or was it?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 05:37 PM

That's great, VTam!

My grandson has several favs including:

"What happens at Grandma's, Stays at Grandma's!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 05:20 PM

Dirty: Seen years ago-
"I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!"
"Coed Naked Billiards - Get felt up on the table."

Most recently seen favorite on a folkie
"Instant idiot - just add beer."

Favourite when I was in uni and self designed
"Refugee from Ignorance." It had a picture of a stack of text books.
and was inspired by another fav I saw on someone else - "So many books, so little time."

Cutest - On a father - 3 different sized kids footprints (through paint and tracked across shirt) Caption: "My kids walk all over me"

on my 10 year old son.
"Nobody knows the trouble I've been."


Must have The Religions tshirt.

Not my favourite but here is one I designed recently
folking around guitar

There is also melodeon, bodhran and lap dulcimer. If anyone wants the template, PM me. I am happy to email it (no charge) and you can print it out on iron on paper available at office supply stores to make your own tshirt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 03:19 AM

Best one of all ' Booze Is The Only Answer '

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: bubblyrat
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:23 PM

I had one for years with roses on it . The caption read..
          "Life is a Bed of Roses-
                   Watch out for Pricks".


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: mouldy
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:07 PM

I have another produced by the Brown Cow Brewery for the Windy Bottom Folk Festival beer. Brewery logo on front; on back:
I HAVE
drunk
A
pint of
WINDY BOTTOM

...you get the drift.

I also have a Fran Cotton mudman shirt. One rugby one I nearly got, and am kicking myself that I didn't: "Keep the Hooker Happy"

Andrea


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: open mike
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 02:56 PM

oh, yeah, i miss my mudcat t-shirts too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 02:31 PM

On the front : WWOD ; On the back : "What Would Ozzie Do" above a picture of Ozzie Osborne.

I saw this on the a guy riding a motorcycle : "If you can read this the bitch fell off"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Mooh
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 02:30 PM

Terry...Sorry, I meant to quote you.

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 02:04 PM

If this were the 1800s, I'd be a goddess!!!!

*GRIN*

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:06 PM

I couldn't get one when we saw it at a powwow, but have since found it ONLINE.

My other fav, right now, is a "Blake Madison, Private Dick, only on the Mudcat" which LeeJ sent to me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Terry McDonald
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:34 PM

Bought mine somewhere in Montana a couple of years ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Mooh
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:32 PM

I have a variant on the one about Native Americans - mine has a picture of a group of warriors c1880 with the slogan 'Homeland Security -Fighting Terrorism Since 1492.

Me too. Bought it at the Cape Croker Pow Wow. Pow Wows are wonderful events.

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Terry McDonald
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:31 AM

One I saw in Toronto a few years ago:

BEER - It's no longer just for breakfast.

I have a variant on the one about Native Americans - mine has a picture of a group of warriors c1880 with the slogan 'Homeland Security -Fighting Terrorism Since 1492.'


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Wesley S
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:09 AM

I have a new one that says "Non-conformists - they're just like you and me".


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Mrrzy
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 10:43 AM

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

I'm confused! (then in smaller letters) Wait... maybe I'm not.

Militant Atheist: There's No God Damn God, God Damn It! (I like that one as it makes fun of me too).


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 10:12 AM

There was a sailmaker in Maine by the name of Hard Sails. I think they're out of business now, but one year at the Annapolis Boat Show they had by far the best selling T-Shirt...........

Sail with a Hard On

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 10:11 AM

I Ain't Broke, But I'm Badly Bent, from ' Old And In The Way ' I think.

Or from an old blues a friend used to sing ' I Ain't Down, But I'm Getting There '

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 10:01 AM

Micca: My current fave is from a Booze shop in Colorado and says simply, "Beaver Liquors"
I like that, it could be used over here, but more subtly: "Belvoir Liquors"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Micca
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:28 AM

The one I have permission from the artist for but have not had made yet shows a bearded checkshirted "folkie" guy standing beside a tree and the tree is thinking, " My God , what will I do if he hugs me?"
My current fave is from a Booze shop in Colorado and says simply, "Beaver Liquors"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Sorcha
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:24 AM

I got a Harley for my wife....






Great trade!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Charmion
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:16 AM

Mine shows a skedaddling marsupial over the caption "Eat More Possum". It's a souvenir of the Rhythm & Roots bluegrass and old-time music festival in Bristol, Virginia/Tennessee.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Hawker
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:15 AM

2 favourites i have not owned but wished I had bought were:

At The Isle Of Man TT races one year a stall had a Tee with a picture of an old motorcycle on it with no suspension and the caption......
'If it aint rigid it aint worth a F*!k'

and one my friend bought for her partner.............
'Heart Of Gold
Nerves of Steel
Knob of butter'

Cheers, Lucy


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:05 AM

My very good friend's husband has a Tshirt that says "I MARRIED A PSYCHO"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Mooh
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:54 AM

There was the story of the musician who had trouble finding a bass player who could read music to play in his band. He took to riding the subway with a t-shirt that simply said All Cows Eat Grass. Whenever someone smirked or otherwise responded to the shirt, he struck up a conversation and eventually found his bass player.

Might be urban myth, I don't know, but I'd like a t-shirt like that.

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:45 AM

Mine says, "SARCASM IS JUST ANOTHER FREE SERVICE THAT I OFFER"

I have another that has a picture of a squirrel that says, "Come play with my nuts." I won't wear it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: treewind
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:28 AM

Allegedly Keith Rusby, slightly famous for doing the Sidmouth festival fireworks, has a T shirt saying "I'm not Kate's Dad"
(Kate's dad is Steve)

Anahata


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: mouldy
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:31 AM

OOh, I've had a few! Years ago I had a sweatshirt with "Butlitz Holiday Camp Escape Committee" on it - I believe it was very popular with the redcoats.

One of my new faves is one I got last year:
"Think of the implications if Jimi Hendrix had learned to play the accordion".

Andrea


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: GUEST,Will Fly, near Brighton beach
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:13 AM

The section of the Bayeux Tapestry where poor King Harold is depicted with the arrow in his eye. The caption says:

"I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with A..."

UK 'Catters will recognise the work of Simon Drew.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:12 AM

My step-daughter andn her then boyfriend went to New York for a long weekend. When asked wHat T-shirt I woulD like as a souvenir I mentioned somrthing to do with Jazz, blues or anything really. It reads DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEOPLE PERSON?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Pauline L
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:54 AM

My Mudcat T shirt, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: open mike
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:47 PM

i lost dozens of shirts when my house (and over 200 0thers) burned down last summer.i made one with "magic markers" that says
How do we get from Bewilder to Rebuilder?

some of the shirts i have (that survived the fire) were shirts i got
from various large campaign fires that i have worked on (i am a fire fighter) these were in my out-of-county bag (a bag that we keep ready
in case we are called away on a moment's notice to fight a fire. Often times you will find tee shirt booths near fire base camps. the shirt
designers and vendors are sometimes retired fire fighters. they make
designs in the winter and when summer comes they give them the name of the fire and silk screen print the shirts on site near the fire camp.

whenever an incident is dispatched, it is given a name, so a fire may
have been named after a road, or area where it started whether it is 1 or 1,000 acres, it keeps the name given when it was first called in.

i used to have shirts from every concert or festival i have worked at.
sometimes you work all weekend and the shirt is your main payment!
(that and entry into the event) the ones i miss the most are the ones from the Strawberry Music Festival...many had glow-in-the-dark designs


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:44 PM

I wore out one of my favs out years ago. It was blue with the walking across it.

One I mean to sell on ebay I got from a grand opening of a Hilton Hotel in WY at the height of the 1970/80s oil boom. It shows the caricature of a big oil man in cowboy boots and hat holding a floozy in his arms with them both drinking and he has a cigar, oil rig gushing in the background. There is a word bubble just above her head and she is saying, "I love it when you talk crude to me."


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