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Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009

Abdul The Bul Bul 17 Jun 09 - 10:13 AM
naughtyforty 17 Jun 09 - 08:21 AM
GUEST,The RSPCA- Kent Branch 17 Jun 09 - 07:43 AM
GUEST,Woodsie 17 Jun 09 - 07:26 AM
Girl Friday 17 Jun 09 - 07:25 AM
Richard Bridge 17 Jun 09 - 03:42 AM
Pierre Le Chapeau 17 Jun 09 - 03:21 AM
Pierre Le Chapeau 17 Jun 09 - 03:20 AM
GUEST,One ton and two ton the siamese Cats 16 Jun 09 - 07:13 PM
GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau 16 Jun 09 - 07:04 PM
GUEST,Boris Bat 16 Jun 09 - 07:00 PM
Richard Bridge 16 Jun 09 - 06:43 PM
GUEST,John Ravens. News Round .Animal Folk 16 Jun 09 - 06:10 PM
GUEST,Sooty Chicken 16 Jun 09 - 02:16 PM
The Barden of England 16 Jun 09 - 02:02 PM
GUEST,Girl Friday 16 Jun 09 - 01:23 PM
GUEST,Roger Rabbit (Witness for The Defence ) 16 Jun 09 - 01:06 PM
GUEST,woodsie 16 Jun 09 - 12:10 PM
Richard Bridge 16 Jun 09 - 12:03 PM
Lady Raffles 16 Jun 09 - 11:12 AM
Lady Raffles 16 Jun 09 - 11:04 AM
Richard Bridge 16 Jun 09 - 10:43 AM
Pierre Le Chapeau 16 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM
Richard Bridge 16 Jun 09 - 10:15 AM
Pierre Le Chapeau 16 Jun 09 - 09:40 AM
Pierre Le Chapeau 16 Jun 09 - 09:25 AM
Pierre Le Chapeau 16 Jun 09 - 09:22 AM
GUEST,Essex Girl 16 Jun 09 - 09:00 AM
Mick Woods 16 Jun 09 - 08:39 AM
Mick Woods 16 Jun 09 - 08:22 AM
Lady Raffles 16 Jun 09 - 07:28 AM
Dipsodeb 16 Jun 09 - 07:05 AM
Lady Raffles 16 Jun 09 - 06:27 AM
Richard Bridge 16 Jun 09 - 04:35 AM
Richard Bridge 16 Jun 09 - 03:56 AM
Richard Bridge 16 Jun 09 - 03:44 AM
VirginiaTam 16 Jun 09 - 02:29 AM
Mick Woods 16 Jun 09 - 01:59 AM
Pierre Le Chapeau 15 Jun 09 - 09:48 PM
GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau 15 Jun 09 - 09:36 PM
Richard Bridge 15 Jun 09 - 05:28 PM
GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau. 15 Jun 09 - 05:27 PM
GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau 15 Jun 09 - 05:19 PM
GUEST,Treacle and Obvious 15 Jun 09 - 05:04 PM
Richard Bridge 15 Jun 09 - 04:56 PM
TheSilentOne 15 Jun 09 - 04:18 PM
GUEST,Brother's Grimm News 15 Jun 09 - 03:00 PM
GUEST,JOHN RAVENS NEWS ROUND ANIMAL FOLK NEWS 15 Jun 09 - 02:38 PM
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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 10:13 AM

Not as jealous as me, this is posted via a computer in Dubai. I want to be in Knockholt drinking Larkins Ale.

Al


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: naughtyforty
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 08:21 AM

I am seriously jealous - this is posted via computer at work!!!!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,The RSPCA- Kent Branch
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 07:43 AM

Right- we have been following this case with interest. It seems that the two characters who just posted have been very nasty to several creatures. We know where you are!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Woodsie
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 07:26 AM

Pete and me are sitting outside the tally up right now enjoying larkins ale this is posted via iPod


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Girl Friday
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 07:25 AM

Thank God. I only do prescription drugs. This is all too much man. See you later


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 03:42 AM

Is that "A rub off" as what it suspiciously sounds like in the Stones "Route 66"?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 03:21 AM

Knockholt here we come....................................Yeah.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 17 Jun 09 - 03:20 AM

Richard if you have a spare blow up mattress could you bring it for me thanks. Pierre.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,One ton and two ton the siamese Cats
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 07:13 PM

That Roger Rabbit witness for the defence can go have a rub off of himself. When he not drunk he is on drugs, Couldnt defend Pussy.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 07:04 PM

Woodsie I will bell you in the morning I am usually home indoors by 08.00 Hrs I am going to travel so light this year I can meet you at the bus stop where Fisheye picks me up for Gig the one on the rochester Way. ASnyway bell you on the morrow.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Boris Bat
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 07:00 PM

I had just hung meself up for the morning , When i heard Chickens Chucking about at the top of the Shalft, Next Things "BANG"BANG"
A shot Gun fires twice.I thought to meself there not only Clucking about but there bloody well Plucking about with a shot gun,I have you Know.Hmmm.
Suddenly me Radar picks up that sly ol Raynard The Fox WHOOSHING past me like he got the Devil himself after him.
Except he didnt you see he was falling.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 06:43 PM

Will Ginger be eggstradited?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,John Ravens. News Round .Animal Folk
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 06:10 PM

Boris Bat who resides in Knockholt Mine had retired to his roost when he heard chickens clucking about up on the service


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Sooty Chicken
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 02:16 PM

Please sign here to help free the Upper Stoke One


Petishon


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: The Barden of England
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 02:02 PM

Same as Pigs Ear Pierre, If you or anybody else needs a good camping blow up Lilo (not doll) then we have 2 always spare in the vardo. Just return them as loaned and all will be peace and light.
I will have some Stilton and biscuits in the vardo Richard, plus a rather nice Pays D'Oc Red that was bought for my birthday (which is tomorrow, so I will be celebrating over the coming weekend too) - so Friday or Saturday????
John Barden


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Girl Friday
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 01:23 PM

Waitrose is nearest, but limited. New Tesco Express at bottom of Station Road Orpington, big Tesco at Dunton Green (between Knockholt and Sevenoaks.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Roger Rabbit (Witness for The Defence )
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 01:06 PM

I have this evidence to offer in the defence of the accused. Hereinafter referred to as Chicken G.

Pierre Le Chapeau writes
"When your all dancing naked round the fire I,ll sling a huge Log on dead centre which produces millions of red Hot Sparks and then sit back and watch the Fun?"

This is evidence which suggests that he forced the victim,[hereonafter refeered to as Fox R] to eat the fireworks. That attemnpt proving unsuccesful M'Lud Hoff, he threw the fox down the mineshaft, a place where he just happened to be working, and framed the Chicken.

Supporters of The Chicken please sign the Petition to be posted on the BS section soon.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 12:10 PM

Pete - what time will you be home at? We are leaving at about 9.30 10 ish and could pick ye up!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 12:03 PM

Comb, or hairbrush, hairribbon or scrunchies if windy
Toothbrush and toothpaste - how could I forget those!
Socks


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Lady Raffles
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 11:12 AM

Me drink wine? what a wicked rumour!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Lady Raffles
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 11:04 AM

Have arranged with toilet man that we'll leave 4 brightly coloured small plastic chairs in the locations where we want the loo's, feel free to move them if you want them in different positions, they've got Micks mobile incase of problems. We'll drop off the caravan and the marquee so it will be there Wednesday if anyone wants to put it up. We'll hold the fort at the Club Wednesday night and then come along late afternoon Thursday.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 10:43 AM

I will try to remember spare blowup bed


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM

I am going to drink Wine this year . I have 4 bottles of me own
+ the museum has given me some left over full bottles from a function the other night so to get it all in my trolley I have had to forsake my blow up bed + blow up doll polish
look alike+ 1 Cooking stove. I will have to inflate me liver to sleep on instead.. still able to bring small shower + clothes I come in = 1 extra set.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 10:15 AM

Water, Lady Raffles? What do you want water for? I thought that pale liquid you drank was white wine.


List:

Chair
Torch
Picnic rug with plastic bottom
Snout and anything else you want to smoke
Skins
Lighter (bring several, you will lose them)
BOOZE/doobs if required
Tankard
Cup if you consume non-alcoholic items
Water container for water from the tap
Plate
KFS (knife, fork, spoon set)
Washing up bowl and washing up liquid
Wet wipes, kitchen roll, SPARE BOG ROLL IN CASE,
Soap and towel if you want to wash
Warm jackets/jumpers/socks/trainers,
WELLIES
Clean jeans and underthings
Clean T-shirt
Hat with brim
Sunscreen/Aftersun
Mossie repellent/Anthistan
Comestibles and a cool bag or box to store food/drink,
Bottle opener/tin opener, cling film/silver foil
Spare sausages in case DK runs out/other food
HP sauce and Colmans mustard
Chilis
Garlic
Bread
Butter/grease
Cheese
Milk if you use it
RESOLVE for the morning(s) after
Sunglasses
Specs if you use them
Mobile phone
Laptop/PDA if required
Guitar, capo, picks, guitar stand/other instruments/music
Pliers/wirecutters for banjos
Stanley knife/switchblade for melodeons, banjos bodhrans and bagpipes
Water pistol for electronic bagpipes
Tent (NB tentpegs tentopoles guyropes and hammer),
Sleeping bag, pillow, airbed, pump for airbed
CONDOMS for use in above (can you really all have forgotten?)
Tissues (fill in the blank)
Camera (fill in the blank)
Painkillers in case of broken/infected tooth/infected ears
Any required prescription medicines (particularly important for the paranoid schizophrenics or heart patients)
Wallet in case of trip to pub
Credit card in case of trip to off licence
Wire coathanger and dustbin bags or rubble sacks and gaffa tape - you'd be amazed what you can fix with them!
Kukri, Kris, and/or baseball bat in case the BNP turn up


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 09:40 AM

Fire Marshals ? Those self important Blokes with

We aint had Fire Marshals at Knockers for at least 3 Knockers. I thought they were a thing of the past. I agree they are a good Idea but folk keep throwing em on the Fire Saturday night.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 09:25 AM

Thanks Essex Girl I be there to meet you and if you want help setting up or unloading I be on the field laid out some where.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 09:22 AM

If you are coming for the Saturday and Saturday night VT just bring enough food stuff and drink to keep yourselfs going until Sunday afternoon when its all over.

There is no Tesco,s nearby that i know of but thats not to say there is not one. There is a Waitrose,s 20 min. away in Green Street Green.

I have now got to come all the way home from Museum in London where I work Wed Morn to my home to feed the Cat and leave the creature with enough dry food and water to keep him going until I get back. Which will delay my arrival time by several hours. My sister who was going to feed the Cat has decided to Go away for the weekend, .......Bloody Parlarva....... I Wish people would make there minds up?

The alternative is to feed the Cat to the Alsatian next door. Now.

I was aiming to be first on site but what with this now Cat Fiasco it seems like I be climbing over the gate at 1300 hrs. By the time I pitch my new tent and get sorted I may just scratch a pint or 6 down the tally Ho with good old Woodsie before the place closes at 3oclock. Stupid Idea the pub should be open all day.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Essex Girl
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 09:00 AM

Pete, on Wednesday, I'll bring down your baking tins along with your tagine & guitar. (and the beer and trestle table for the marquee, and Tam's chairs)


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Mick Woods
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 08:39 AM

The important stuff is:

A seat
Beer
Food
An open mind!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Mick Woods
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 08:22 AM

Sorry richard - I had a falling out with the web hosting company webs.com (formally freewebs) and severed all ties with them unfortunately that included the knockholt site. All I could find in my archives was an old knockholt rules flyer:

WELCOME TO FOLKMOB'S
THIS IS SUMMER!

We hope you enjoy your time here at Hazlett's Wood Farm Knockholt. To make the weekend safe and enjoyable for everybody please can you observe the following rules:

•        Please take all litter home with you. We always leave this field as we found it when we arrived, that's why we are always invited back!

•        Do not mess about with the campfire. There are two appointed fire wardens

•        Keep kids a safe distance from the campfire.

•        DO NOT THROW EMPTY BOTTLES & CANS onto the fire.

•        Keep all kids and dogs under control

•        Close the field gate.

•        Keep our loos clean!

•        Respect other musicians during the campfire sing around.

•        Get Drunk

•        Get Stoned

•        Both of the above


                                    Don't forget to visit folkmob.com


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Lady Raffles
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 07:28 AM

Debs, I'm doing a packet of Uncle Bens plain boiled rice which I think is about 14 portions.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Dipsodeb
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 07:05 AM

I'm loving this thread lol Pete can't wait for the lamb, Richard easy on the chilli and VT great list from Sue I will only add bring a tent ;-)
I am doing chilli con carne in a big pot cause it's easy to do on a small gas cooker. I think we need a pot of rice if anyone fancies doing that and a pot of pasta to go with various stuff.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Lady Raffles
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 06:27 AM

VT, Whatever you feel like preparing will be great for the Thursday night feast, I'm doing Thai green chicken curry and rice, I think Essex Girl is doing spag bol not sure what Debs is doing, anyway everyone just digs into whatever they fancy or has a bit of everything.

I'd say the things to bring if space is limited would be a chair each, a torch, drinking vessels/plates/knives/forks/spoons, bottled water, wet wipes, kitchen roll, warm jackets/jumpers/socks/trainers, the evenings can get a bit cool even with the camp fire, swimming goggles are great for keeping the smoke out of your eyes but strangly enough I've never seen anyone else wearing them, a cool bag or box to store food/drink, bottle opener/tin opener, cling film/silver foil and If you forget or need anything there will always be someone to help you out.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 04:35 AM

Been all over the old Knockers freds too - no list.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 03:56 AM

NO, that list seems to ahve vanished of the face of the bitbucket. Woodsie, if you are passing through can you re-post it? You originally made the list and there was a bit of a kerfuffle when I suggested adding condoms to the list, you may remember...


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 03:44 AM

Thursday night is the shared feast. After that, cooking is for one's own use, but Pete likes to do his wild thing and we all enjoy the proceeds!

THere used to be some links off the Folkmob pages to knockholt stuff including a list of essentials, but it looks as if the new management has ditched that too.

More rummaging required


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 02:29 AM

So, never having done this before is there a must bring list somewhere for Knockholt?

Since space is going to be at a premium in our car, I understand that there is a Tesco nearby, so we can dump kit and go buy food and drink.

Are we supposed to do enough food to share around? Need to figure out what's best and the logistics of prep, serving and storage.

Grateful for any advice.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Mick Woods
Date: 16 Jun 09 - 01:59 AM

This thread should be re-named "Delia Smith's campfire cookery tips"


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 09:48 PM

Re Bread. While I cook the Lamb .Maybe a trip to Green St Green Thursday Morn or afternoon could secure some lovely freshly baked Crusty Bloomers from Waitroses Its only a hour on the Bus there and back or 30mins in a Car. "That would be yummy Yum".


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 09:36 PM

Ok slow cooking lamb is not a problem I can do that sitting in the sun with a nice bottle of wine. I will ask Sue or Mick if Caspar can have the bone Im sure Caspar would dance a Jig for a Lamb bone. There again Pat and Deb have a new dog too so maybe knockholt hounds will have to share it?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 05:28 PM

Well, I've never done Moroccan cooking at all but I am quite clear that the lamb should be cooked slowly until falling to pieces. I think I would chunk it. If it's falling to pieces it won't need tenderising.

Morroccan cooking, I am sure, is greasy so I don't think you drain the fat and juices: they get into the tagine sauce (to which you will add some harissa.

I am not aware of Rosemary growing in North Africa so I think Rosemary is a "no"!

I think.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau.
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 05:27 PM

When your all dancing naked round the fire I,ll sling a huge Log on dead centre which produces millions of red Hot Sparks and then sit back and watch the Fun?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 05:19 PM

Now should I let this leg of Lamb defrost completely and then cut it into chunks or slices so we can fry the Lamb or shall I let it defrost completely and cook it has a whole joint on the bone so we can carve it from that.
shall I hit it with a Claw hammer to tenderise it prior to cooking.

In the rescipe it states quite clearly sliced fried Lamb,
also one gets quite a lot of Fat and juices from the Roasting Lamb.
do I keep this (Dripping) or dispose of it during cooking.

I do not want folk saying Ohh You should have kept That. This Morrocan cooking is all new to me. also I have lots of Rosemary at home and that goes very well with Roast Lamb but will it add to Harissa.
.........................................
Re Jan Bardens Van Gough workshop Friday Morn.

The first person who gets Jan to Say "I,ve got one ere will geta pint from me at the Tally Ho on Saturday.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Treacle and Obvious
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 05:04 PM

So who's up ferret?

Careful there! We's very particular 'bout that.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:56 PM

First, surely they should be "wimmin" or "womyn".

Secondly, without being too ageist, may I point out that it should be lowering the BRA.

More importantly, the first batch of Harissa, made with dried chili flakes, is in the tub.

Next I will try for one made with fresh chilis.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: TheSilentOne
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:18 PM

Wot, no wevva update?

BTW Crow Sister, should that have been LOWERING the bar?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,Brother's Grimm News
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 03:00 PM

Fox dead, chicken nicked. Old news! Hohum! Turn to page 7 for

Rumpelstiltskin's Knitting Patterns

Woolly Knockers


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: GUEST,JOHN RAVENS NEWS ROUND ANIMAL FOLK NEWS
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 02:38 PM

Animal folk Police can confirm That Ginger The Chicken has been
arrested in connection with the death of Raynard The Fox.
Under section 4 of The Fowl Play Act.

Its has Since been confirmed that Raynard resorted to a life of crime after being thrown out of the Cubs.

In 1986 he broke into Knockholt Firework factory and stole tweleve boxes of Bangers but was caught by the fireworks factory security Guard Pete The Cat. In a desparate attempt to avoid conviction Raynard Ate the evidence. Despite appearing in court for the alleged offence with the lack of consunmed evidence Judge Hof
had no choice but to take Raynard out side and "He Let Him off.

In 1990 Raynard was arrested a 2nd time for stealing a Car Battery but once again he was caught in the Act and ate the evidence. Judge Hoof this time had no choice but to put him on a Charge.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 02:16 PM

Crow Sister

Brilliant! Would be even more brilliant if we could get Cari (Ruff N Reddy) playing the fiddle. Don't know if she attends Knockers, though.

At Linda's BBQ, I was apporached with the proposition that we ladies attending Knockholt should dance naked around the fire in protest to the Daily Mail article lambasting a school where works one known to several of the Knockholt crowd.

I propose that rather than actually dancing naked around the fire, we form an Association (Knockholt Chapter to the founding club). Print up Tshirts and announce to the press that we will be protesting. All the press will show up to find us sitting round in our Association Tshirts.

I have desigend the logo. Society of Ladies Dancing Naked Around Fire


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Subject: RE: Knockholt - This Is Summer! - June 2009
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 01:57 PM

Bugga! YouTube link for tune:

Four Old Whores


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