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BS: Kendall... 75 On Mother's Day

gnu 05 May 09 - 08:03 PM
SINSULL 05 May 09 - 08:06 PM
gnu 05 May 09 - 08:14 PM
Fortunato 05 May 09 - 08:28 PM
GUEST,guest_olddude 05 May 09 - 08:46 PM
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Bobert 05 May 09 - 09:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 May 09 - 10:48 PM
Rapparee 05 May 09 - 11:04 PM
wysiwyg 05 May 09 - 11:09 PM
Bill D 06 May 09 - 01:15 AM
KT 06 May 09 - 01:33 AM
Barry Finn 06 May 09 - 04:11 AM
Sandra in Sydney 06 May 09 - 05:11 AM
topical tom 06 May 09 - 08:05 AM
maeve 06 May 09 - 08:32 AM
jeffp 06 May 09 - 09:44 AM
My guru always said 06 May 09 - 03:50 PM
catspaw49 06 May 09 - 04:11 PM
SINSULL 06 May 09 - 04:27 PM
gnu 06 May 09 - 05:26 PM
jacqui.c 06 May 09 - 06:41 PM
maeve 06 May 09 - 07:04 PM
Hollowfox 06 May 09 - 07:59 PM
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Jeri 06 May 09 - 08:10 PM
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Subject: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: gnu
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:03 PM

Time's fun if there ain't no flies on ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:06 PM

No fair, gnu. As Head Groupie I reserve the right to post all Kendall birthday notices while Jacqui's back is turned.
Happy Birthday, Captain, my dear friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: gnu
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:14 PM

Sorry Mary quite contrary but Gary blared forth fairly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Fortunato
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:28 PM

Well, imagine that, people seem to age when I'm not paying attention.

If you hadn't told me I wouldn't have known. He always looks the same to me.

I assume, however, that he's gotten more beautiful on the inside...

In case you read this Kendall, I hope you stay healthy and well for another 75, somebody has to be around for me to be younger than.

cheers,
chance


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: GUEST,guest_olddude
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:46 PM

Kendall is a Mother !! ... well I'll be darned ...
another hidden talent from him. Seriously,
Happy Birthday (wanted to be the first) Old Captain
and 100 more to ya

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: ranger1
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:05 PM

Yes, and I have a diabolical plan for his birthday gift. If anyone else wants in, PM me for details...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Bobert
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:27 PM

Danged, the boy don't look a day over 80 to me...

But nevermind that 80 stuff... He gotta a cutie to snuggle up to at night so he must be doin' somethin' right...

BTW, what's Kendall's B-Day gotta do with mother's???

Nevermind...

Have a happy Mother's Day, Capt'n...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:48 PM

Have a happy birthday, Kendall, and have a good year!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:04 PM

I don't doubt for a minute that Kendall's mother celebrated that day. He probably came out playing a banjo or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:09 PM

I'll be away Sunday, so HB, K!

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Bill D
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:15 AM

Gee,,,suddenly I feel younger.....

Wait....no I don't. *I* don't have a leather coat that gets fondled. No wonder he keeps looking young.

Whatever-- enjoy the day, and hundreds more, Kendall.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: KT
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:33 AM

Happy Birthday to my favorite Old Salt! Have a fantastic day and a wonderful year! KT


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Barry Finn
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:11 AM

Heh, Heh, Heh. Happy Birthday Kendall, where I grew up mother was only half a word. "Happy Mother's Day"

You're like a treasure of silver, been underwater for yrs, saltier & prettier than a coral & still not a bt of rust on ya. Christ man, you'll probably be looking better in leather coat & hat than my great grandchildren when they're twice your age.

Question Kendall; Did you drink a lot of see water when you were younger?

Answer; "Sea this here glass eye, Aggie? I'm gonna keep an eye out for when ya come home."

Peg, how do you keep your nylons up?
With tacks of course!

Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 06 May 09 - 05:11 AM

birfday greetings from me, too

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: topical tom
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:05 AM

Happy Birthday, Kendall, and many more!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: maeve
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:32 AM

Happy birthday, friend. You've given me many reasons to celebrate knowing you all these years. It's very good to rejoice in your birth.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: jeffp
Date: 06 May 09 - 09:44 AM

And Kendall gets an entry into the Mudcat Thread Name Game.

BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
BS: Good Thoughts Needed Please

Happy Birthday, Cap'n!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: My guru always said
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:50 PM

Many Happies kendall, for Sunday, today, tomorrow and all your days! Keep up the good work, love & hugs,
Hil x


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:11 PM

Personally, I'm waiting for Sunday.......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:27 PM

Not me. Everyday I celebrate the Captain's birth, life, work, moods, leather jacket, etc. My duty as head groupie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: gnu
Date: 06 May 09 - 05:26 PM

Sunday might be too late, Spaw. He's an old man eh? Every day counts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 May 09 - 06:41 PM

Which is why I didn't want to start the thread UNTIL THE DAY!!!!!!!

That is tempting fate, particularly since he's playing with the electrics right now!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: maeve
Date: 06 May 09 - 07:04 PM

So on Sunday Jacqui, start your version of Kendall's birthday thread. Joe won't mind...mwahahahaha.

Love,

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Hollowfox
Date: 06 May 09 - 07:59 PM

Happy Birthday, Darlin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:05 PM

Playing with the electrics? I feel another parody coming on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Jeri
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:10 PM

Kaptain Kendall and the Kitch... Nope

(Does Jacqui know CPR? Does Seamus?)

Hey Kendall, Happy Mother's Day!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Peace
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:13 PM

Jeri took my line.

Best wishes to you, Kendall.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:29 PM

I"m holdin' out....


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 06 May 09 - 10:53 PM

A callow youth. Barely broken in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 09 - 12:59 AM

ELECTRICS????? I knew he wanted to get some hydraulics installed to save on the Viagra but I never knew they had an electric alternative as well! So Jacqui.....Do you get training on using the remote control unit? Does it use toggles, buttons, or a joystick? I shall meditate and commune with the great gods of electricity for a successful outcome.....or outgrowth........whatever......

OHMMMMMMMMMMMM......AMPOHMMMMMMMMMMM.....OHMVOLTOHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 07 May 09 - 02:29 AM

The old eyes ain't what they used to be.
I thought the thread title read:
Kendall...75 Mothers A Day.

I was most impressed until I found out what the thread was really about.
Oh well.. another illusion shattered.

Happy bidet, My Capting.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Becca72
Date: 07 May 09 - 07:56 AM

Kendall's offspring here. Spaw...EEEEEEWWWWWW! Cut it out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 May 09 - 03:39 PM

How did this get below the line?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Jeri
Date: 07 May 09 - 03:42 PM

1. Birthday threads are normally considered non- music, and
2. That's where gnu started it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 09 - 03:46 PM

BLame it on 'spaw.

I wanna know if Jacqui is going to let him out of the cellar for his birthday?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: gnu
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:13 PM

SINS, Becca.... How did this get below the belt?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Art Thieme
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:16 PM

Time Is The Fire In Which We Burn----one of those Star Trek films.

I prefer: --------- Whoops, I can't remember what it was...

Captain, you have a great one anyway!!!!!

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:25 PM

Right now he's confined to his chair. On Saturday he jumped off a back hoe as it tipped over and the roll bar caught him in the back. He was getting better until this morning when he sneezed hard and must have pulled something there. We've been to the Doctor, who gave him very strong painkillers and muscle relaxants and told him to take it very easy for a few days.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:30 PM

And now he is fooling with electrics? SIGH


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:47 PM

Nah - that was yesterday. I think when that didn't work he had to find something else to incapacitate him, to make up for him looking after me the last few days while I've been getting over a vicious cold.☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:47 PM

Yeah Sins.......I don't like the whole idea. First he breaks his back with a backflip from a backhoe for no apparent reason and now he's going to try the electrodynamic dork idea? Ya' know the whole thing seems nuts to me but then again, its not my nuts. But truly, does this thing seem safe to you?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: gnu
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:51 PM

Did he get rayed for rib damage? It COULD be a cracked rib eh? Not to mess with!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:59 PM

His doctor, who is an osteopath, checked him over pretty carefully Gary. The pain site is actually lower down. He's got strict instructions to get back in touch with the doctor if it doesn't start improving in the next day or two.

Spaw! Where can I get one of those - haven't got him a birthday present yet............


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Morticia
Date: 07 May 09 - 06:00 PM

You cannot go electrocuting your husband, I am pretty sure they have laws against that even in the Americas.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: olddude
Date: 07 May 09 - 06:06 PM

Oh my gosh Spaw is on a roll ... Oh my gosh
can't breath ... Is that were the term 'regret the day you were born' came from. because of Spaw .. oh my gosh


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 09 - 06:12 PM

Jacqui, I'm with Morty on this.   The electrical devices can be dangerous.

If you're looking for a real gift that keeps on giving, I think you'd both be better off with the Pump-up Prick...........

Pretty nice, huh?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 07 May 09 - 06:55 PM

Have a great birthday, and this reminds me that I have to sort out how to get a CD to Jacqui!

Kitty
xxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: olddude
Date: 07 May 09 - 07:29 PM

Noone please, please ever tell Spaw what my birthdate is ... OH my gosh ... he is on a roll


Kendall, no more bar fighting with a backhoe, the backhoe will always win.

I sure hope you feel better soon


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 07 May 09 - 08:19 PM

Considering whether to challenge Sins for head groupie rights.........! Well - perhaps not! Kendall - have a fabulous day.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall... 75 0n Mother's Day
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 07 May 09 - 08:25 PM

come to think of it, there's a rather small space between broken in and broken down


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