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BS: Crud - What's it good for?

John MacKenzie 13 May 08 - 07:36 AM
Mr Red 13 May 08 - 04:53 AM
GUEST,Chief Chaos 12 May 08 - 07:28 PM
Little Hawk 12 May 08 - 08:31 AM
Mr Red 12 May 08 - 08:12 AM
Gurney 12 May 08 - 02:14 AM
gnu 11 May 08 - 07:32 PM
Little Hawk 11 May 08 - 07:25 PM
gnu 11 May 08 - 04:54 PM
Little Hawk 11 May 08 - 04:45 PM
gnu 11 May 08 - 04:43 PM
GUEST,Edt T 11 May 08 - 04:39 PM
gnu 11 May 08 - 04:37 PM
GUEST,Chief Chaos 11 May 08 - 04:25 PM
gnu 11 May 08 - 01:57 PM
John MacKenzie 11 May 08 - 01:17 PM
Little Hawk 11 May 08 - 01:15 PM
GUEST,Chief Chaos 10 May 08 - 08:03 PM
GUEST,Edt T 10 May 08 - 06:34 PM
GUEST,Chief Chaos 10 May 08 - 06:26 PM
GUEST,Edt T 10 May 08 - 03:49 PM
GUEST,Ed T 10 May 08 - 03:44 PM
gnu 10 May 08 - 02:48 PM
GUEST,Ed.T 10 May 08 - 02:30 PM
gnu 10 May 08 - 12:04 PM
Little Hawk 09 May 08 - 10:59 PM
John Hardly 09 May 08 - 09:06 PM
John Hardly 09 May 08 - 07:48 PM
John MacKenzie 09 May 08 - 04:50 PM
John Hardly 09 May 08 - 04:46 PM
GUEST,There is even a crud drink 09 May 08 - 04:31 PM
John MacKenzie 09 May 08 - 04:20 PM
GUEST,Ed T 09 May 08 - 04:12 PM
John MacKenzie 09 May 08 - 04:06 PM
GUEST,Ed.T 09 May 08 - 03:46 PM
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Chief Chaos 09 May 08 - 01:29 PM
John MacKenzie 09 May 08 - 07:11 AM
Liz the Squeak 09 May 08 - 06:51 AM
Don Firth 08 May 08 - 09:22 PM
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John Hardly 08 May 08 - 08:55 PM
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John Hardly 08 May 08 - 07:52 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 08 - 07:36 AM

What gravity, he hasn't a carie in the world.

Fangs very much.


G


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 May 08 - 04:53 AM

gravity with cavity?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 12 May 08 - 07:28 PM

"nine tenths of everything is crud"

"And the tenth tenth doesn't matter!"

9 out of ten dentists agree!

wait a minute...


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 May 08 - 08:31 AM

And the tenth tenth doesn't matter!


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 May 08 - 08:12 AM

crud is useful for pontificating. Witness - Sturgeon's Rule:

nine tenths of everything is crud


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Gurney
Date: 12 May 08 - 02:14 AM

Your case is coming up, LH? When did you eat it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 07:32 PM

Wel, if ya need a liar to get him out long enough to appear....


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 08 - 07:25 PM

I was hoping to get Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys to appear as a witness on my behalf...


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:54 PM

I hope you have a good liar, LH. I could... well, Dale and Johnny and... PM me if ya need... anything eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:45 PM

My case will be coming up on the 30th, gnu... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:43 PM

I dunno. Fire up the bong and give us a hit and we'll talk... maybe, if we can.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:39 PM

What is the street value of a gram of Jamacian triple filtered, 12 oak barrel aged gold XVSO crud?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:37 PM

Er, ah, I rest on LH's case.

Not that... nevermind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:25 PM

Go ahead Giok, you can say it:

Aw Crud!


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:57 PM

No way, man....

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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu - PM
Date: 08 May 08 - 03:42 PM

Incrudulous!
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I rest LH's case.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:17 PM

That has ruined your street crud, LH.

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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:15 PM

Only a very crudulous person would believe it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 10 May 08 - 08:03 PM

That's Incrudible!


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T
Date: 10 May 08 - 06:34 PM

Refried crud, maybe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 10 May 08 - 06:26 PM

*Groan*

"Happiness, is a warm crud!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T
Date: 10 May 08 - 03:49 PM

"happiness is like p*ssing yourself, everyone can see the effect but only you can feel the warmth" - Francesca Thomas


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 10 May 08 - 03:44 PM

Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places.Garrison Keillor


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 08 - 02:48 PM

That's pretty remote.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T
Date: 10 May 08 - 02:30 PM

Andy (s) crud them all.
He may even be remotely post'in here today.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 08 - 12:04 PM

Andy... now, there is a man who KNOWS crud.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 08 - 10:59 PM

And no soap either according to Andy Kaufmann...


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 09 May 08 - 09:06 PM

there are no sinks below the basin dixon line.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 09 May 08 - 07:48 PM

I once saw the influencial Tom Hanks use gunk. Maybe it was Brylcreem.

nevermind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:50 PM

Gunk is available world wide.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:46 PM

When did crud replace gunk? What's the matter with kids today?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,There is even a crud drink
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:31 PM

ASPEN CRUD
• 4 oz. milk
• 3 oz. bourbon
• 3 large scoops vanilla ice cream
Whipped cream

Mixing instructions:
Blend all ingredients, except whipped cream, until thick and creamy (consistency of a thick milk shake). Serve in a chilled Hurricane glass. Top with whipped cream.
(Source thats the spirit)


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:20 PM

I prefer my oil refined


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:12 PM

The newer version: GSCRUD Missiles
The earlier version were somewhat cruddy.
They were fueled by crude oil.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:06 PM

Nah, you're confusing them with scrud missiles.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T
Date: 09 May 08 - 03:46 PM

Can you make urinal mints out of this stuff?

Did Soddam shoot crud missiles at Israel? Must take alot of crud to build one of those? Missiles of mass crudruction?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 08 - 03:04 PM

You know who is gonna you know what, G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 02:52 PM

Just seeing an old friend off to the coast CC.

G


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 09 May 08 - 01:29 PM

"Donated to the national trust" Giok?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 07:11 AM

I made a deposit this morning, and I don't want it back thanks.

G


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 May 08 - 06:51 AM

Besides, everyone knows that toothpaste is a substitute for spackle (polyfilla to my homeland)... great for filling in those holes where you tacked up pictures, especially in rented accomodation where you want your deposit back but don't want to do any work!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 May 08 - 09:22 PM

Bloody brilliant, Giok!!

Bilingual pun. Takes a second.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Gurney
Date: 08 May 08 - 09:08 PM

Poor John Hardly, his basin gets dry.


Is there anything more lonely than a dry basin, or a dry bathmat?


There's a song in there, somewhere.

Peter Skellern: 'He said, "Never dampen my bathmet again"...'


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 08 May 08 - 08:55 PM

excellent idea. I thought I noted the fresh smell of mint as you exited my house.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 May 08 - 08:34 PM

Making after dinner mints from toothpaste residue is the silliest thing I've ever heard, John. You're supposed to leave the residue in place, fill the sink with water, and wash your underwear in it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 08 May 08 - 07:52 PM

almost bald, but thoroughly bold.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 08 May 08 - 07:15 PM

No. I am almost bald.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 08 May 08 - 07:11 PM

You can make after dinner mints by simply saving the little bits of toothpaste that remain in the bottom of the sink each time you brush your teeth. Just wait until they dry and pick them out. Serve them to your special, discerning guests.

You do brush, don't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 08 May 08 - 05:07 PM

Microwavable Crud Cakes


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 May 08 - 04:18 PM

Ah, yes...the local WalMart is where you go for that stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 08 May 08 - 04:14 PM

Crud is one thing, crap another:

NEIL YOUNG LYRICS
"Piece Of Crap"

Tried to save the trees
Bought a platsic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube
Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
It's a piece of crap

I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap

I went back to the store
They gave me four more
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap


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