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Kendall's next operation

Hollowfox 12 Jul 08 - 05:18 PM
Liz the Squeak 12 Jul 08 - 06:23 AM
Bobert 11 Jul 08 - 08:25 PM
kendall 11 Jul 08 - 08:03 PM
maeve 11 Jul 08 - 06:15 PM
Micca 11 Jul 08 - 05:08 PM
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Rapparee 11 Jul 08 - 12:47 PM
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Becca72 11 Jul 08 - 11:14 AM
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Micca 11 Jul 08 - 05:14 AM
gnu 11 Jul 08 - 04:17 AM
Sandra in Sydney 11 Jul 08 - 02:57 AM
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Janie 10 Jul 08 - 08:40 PM
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kendall 21 Jun 08 - 10:17 AM
freda underhill 21 Jun 08 - 08:46 AM
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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Hollowfox
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 05:18 PM

Hooray! You're more important than your voice, Cap'n. And if Jack Klugman can still get gigs after his vocal cord problems, I don't see why you shoudn't. Loveya, Mary


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 06:23 AM

You mean the thing that used to watch you part your hair in the mornings but now watches your ingrowing toenails?

Ah they're right.... getting old ain't for cissies.

LTS


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 08:25 PM

"Well, if ya' don't start drinkin', I'm gonna leave..." (George Thorgood)...

Hey, Capt'n what if you end up sounding like Tom Waits??? That would be purdy cool... If that happens then I'll trade voices with ya'... I'm getting tired sounding like a hillbilly bluesman and Tom Waits would be, at least, a change...

Speakin' of a change, what Spawzer says... Ask that doc if yer can fine tune the hydrolics... Maybe a flap, falsie 'er whatever...

(The Capt'n goin' "What is hydrolics???")

Well, ahhhhh, they the parts that when you was young-an-able-to-buzz-all-night-long now just to a humm a few minites now and then...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: kendall
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 08:03 PM

My Daddy swore he would never quit drinking,
My Mother got down on her knees and she begged,
One night my Daddy came home cold sober
The dog didn't know him and he bit off his leg...


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: maeve
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 06:15 PM

Hmmm, we'll see, Micca. Kendall has dibs (after my True Love) on the apple pies around here.

Glad you enjoyed the last one. :) I'll take your request under consideration. See you soon!

maeve


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Micca
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 05:08 PM

Maeve, you know what I mean, and I hope to be in Maine on the 30th July so a food parcel containing apple pie at Marys would be most welcome!!!Pretty please?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: maeve
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 02:05 PM

Happy news- a new and different voice will still be Kendall's voice. I remember the original, I welcome the new, and rejoice!

Guess I'd better get ready for some baking.

And Micca, what do you mean giving gnu permission to take Kendall out of Maine? Jacqui's the only one who has authorization to do that!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 01:03 PM

Both, Liz, both. :-)


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 12:57 PM

I often wonder if Seamus would have been half as cute had he been raised by somone without a sense of humor.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 12:47 PM

I can see it now:

Kendall comes in and calls Seamus. Seamus, confused by the new voice, assumes Kendall is a burglar and pees all over his shoes....


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 12:23 PM

Becca, are you talking about Seamus or Kendall there in your last statement?

Glad to hear you're doing well dear, get Jacqui to give you a big wet one from me.

LTS


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 11:14 AM

Glad things went well in Albany.

I hope Seamus was alright when you got home. I stopped in to let him out as requested and the damned fool wouldn't go. He brought me every toy he owns, wiggled his butt and stared at me with his big brown baby seal eyes, but he refused to get anywhere near the door.

I tell ya, it's a good thing he's cute! :-)


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: RangerSteve
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 05:24 AM

This is great news. I just woke up and turned on the computer, It's nice to start my day with this kind of news. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Micca
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 05:14 AM

gnu, you may be able to take Kendall out of Maine, but you can't take Maine out of Kendall


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 04:17 AM

Great news. A new voice. Same accent?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 02:57 AM

good news, thanks for posting, Jacqui

sandra


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Jul 08 - 12:22 AM

Yeah, but when he gets the hydraulics installed, THEN he'll have something to sing about!

...............................and so will Jacqui.......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 11:51 PM

That is good news. It's not every day a person gets to switch voices and have two of 'em! *smile* Seriously, it is grand that you DO have a voice and it will be getting better. {{{{{Love & Hugs}}}}}}}kat


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 11:05 PM

Great news Kendall! All that's left now is to have the hydraulics installed in your willie and you'll be set to go! Where I have no idea.............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 10:48 PM

You're saying that Kendall has a pair of falsies??


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 08:55 PM

I have mixed feelings, Captain. But I celebrate your new voice.
Love,
Mary


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 08:52 PM

Great news. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 08:50 PM

False vocal chords???

Hey, Capt'n... You got it made now... If anyone catches you in the middle of a big whooper than you can blame it on yer surgeon...

"A drunkards dream if I ever did see one..."

But 'til then, keep on keepin' on....

Bobert


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 08:40 PM

Hope those false vocal chords are more trainable than the Captain is himself!

Great news! Thanks for letting us know Jacqui. (And the seeds are not mailed, but also not forgotten.)

Janie


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Bert
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 08:09 PM

Way to go Kendall. I'm looking forward to hearing you sing.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: DougR
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 07:55 PM

That's great news! Happy to hear it.

DougR


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 07:51 PM

We just got back from Albany where Kendall had his post-op check up.

His surgeon was very pleased with the voice that he heard and the examination showed that the filler has remained in place and is doing the job of almost filling the gap left by the original surgery. Kendall's false vocal cords are coming into play again and he has to do the voice exercises to try and train them not to react but, overall, Dr Shapshay was very pleased with the results.

He says that it will be a few months until we see (and hear) the final results of this procedure and we will be going to see him in October, on the way back from the Getaway.

Kendall will never again have that wonderful voice that I have only heard on recordings - the cord is scarred and stiff and will never vibrate as it should again - but he is getting more of a voice back and should have no problem with storytelling and, with practice, singing songs that would suit the different voice that he will have.
At least he has a voice and that is a real blessing.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: kendall
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 10:17 AM

Beautiful Freda. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: freda underhill
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 08:46 AM

The fool on the mule in his dress of pink tulle
is a man with a heart that is sweet
he's wearing stilettos
and singing allegretto
to a donkey he met down the street!!

The man on the mule, a romantic old fool,
has a humour that's warm and its wacky
I must mention of course
he is known to be coarse
except in the company of jacqui

as he whispers sweet nothings
and soft serenades
his vocal chords revving
with soft chardonnay
the song that endures
for the man on the mule
is the song of of the fool in the tulle on the mule...


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 12:31 AM

I love it when the Mudcat spontaneously songbusts! Well done the lot of you!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 09:51 AM

She was smart enough not to litter her words with slashes, anyway.


A


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 09:45 AM

Actually, a smart person rides a mule. They're smarter than horses, more agile and sure-footed, and have a better riding gait. So if a fool rode a mule to school s/he probably wasn't as foolish as thought.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:52 AM

The Mule's Reply
(with apologies to, I think, The Isley Brothers)

Well, you know you make me wanna'
(Shout) Kick my heels up and
(Shout) Throw my hands up and
(Shout) Throw my head back and
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Don't forget to say you will

Dani


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:25 AM

A poor man thought a fool rode to town on his mule
When a rich man in a big car wizzed past
But the car it broke down before reaching town
For the rich man had run out of gas
The man joined the fool on the back of the mule
And together they reached town at last
The beast blew a fart; gave the rich man a start
'Cause the mule still had plenty of gas
Now Kendall my friend; I hope in the end
That this ditty will cause you to smile
And I pray that the sound of your voice will be found
To return in a very short while.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:14 AM

You're all mad!

ROTFLMAO.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Micca
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 07:28 AM

The fool on the mule wears a dress of pink tulle
not a man that your anxious to meet
but maybe we don't mean
a grey horse like beast
but refer to the mules on his feet!!

This pink hat for sure, is hard to endure
maybe his colour senses are wonkey
I would add in haste
his execrable taste
is not fit for man, beast or donkey


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: kendall
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:54 AM

Freda, Maeve, I think I'm in love! Thank you so much!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: maeve
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 05:37 AM

Fir Fie! Fir Fie!
I'd rather make pie!
And when I hear yon Kendall's cry for
"Something tasty, not too dry."
Then shall I bake some apple pie.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: freda underhill
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 04:44 AM

Kendall, good luck with your vocal chords. Pavarottis method of getting his voice ready to perform was to sing very socftly and quietly during the day, prior to performing in the evening.
here's a song to help you on the way..

Day after day,
Alone on a mule,
The man with the foolish grin is
keeping perfectly cool
But everyone wants to know him,
they can see that he's so cool,
And he never gives an answer,
for the fool on the mule,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.
Well on the way,
Head in a cloud,
The man of a 1000 voices talking perfectly loud
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make,
And he never seems to notice,
for the fool on the mule,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.
And he never listens to them,
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like mules,
Ooh, ooh,
Round and round and round.

The fool on the mule
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round.

Ooh,
Round and round and round

oops, apols to some infamous insects...


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 03:17 AM

Five litres. Gee!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:21 PM

Well, if I had 51 liters of soap I would certainly share it. Now, if it were 51 liters of, say, good single malt I might be a bit more selfish and only share it with people like gnu and Peace and most any 'Catter who happened to stop by.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:58 PM

Ach, aroint thee, thou cookieless maeve!! Fir Fie!! :D



A


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: maeve
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:55 PM

And that there guest was a cookieless maeve.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:52 PM

Could be. And Rapaire will be busy washing his mouth out with some of gnu's Palmolive. On account of them there Canadians are generous.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:44 PM

So Kendall's next operation will be a money laundering operation? I guess those Coast Guard friends could come in handy.



A


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:28 PM

51 liters (God I wish you'd learn to spell!), huh? I'd heard someone say, "Them filthy Canadian bastards" and that raises the question: were your parents married? To each other, I mean?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 04:28 PM

After Cindy the weatherbabe gives her final forecast.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:48 PM

Will do.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:11 PM

Becca... I gnu ya could.

Maeve... I bought a 5l (litre... yes, it is spelled "re", Rapaire) jug of Palmolive today. There was a two dollar off coupon at Costco. Besides, I have engineer hands and I must use a gentle dish cleanser to keep away those dishpan hands.

Well, not really... I am just a bargain hungry consumer. And, 5l of dish soap should last me a while. I mostly use it for other household chores, like washing the sides of the dishwasher.

Yo Cappy! How's about an update eh?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's next operation
From: maeve
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:44 PM

Don't be naive, gnu. Accordian to my sauces, the whole program is a cover-up for his money laundering operation using Palmolive to grease palms. Rapaire has promised to follow his first song with "Tiny Bubbles" as an encore. I also heard he hran away from angry coconut growers at the last station.


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