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BS: Most stupid last thing people have said

folk1e 06 Oct 07 - 08:59 PM
Rapparee 06 Oct 07 - 09:26 PM
Mickey191 06 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM
Midchuck 06 Oct 07 - 09:36 PM
Rapparee 06 Oct 07 - 09:45 PM
bobad 06 Oct 07 - 10:08 PM
pdq 06 Oct 07 - 10:21 PM
Rapparee 06 Oct 07 - 10:27 PM
Peace 06 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM
frogprince 06 Oct 07 - 11:01 PM
Joe_F 06 Oct 07 - 11:24 PM
Peace 06 Oct 07 - 11:29 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Oct 07 - 01:30 AM
Chip2447 07 Oct 07 - 01:43 AM
Peace 07 Oct 07 - 01:45 AM
Liz the Squeak 07 Oct 07 - 03:27 AM
Mr Red 07 Oct 07 - 07:21 AM
greg stephens 07 Oct 07 - 07:37 AM
Mr Red 07 Oct 07 - 11:58 AM
Lonesome EJ 07 Oct 07 - 12:02 PM
Bill D 07 Oct 07 - 02:11 PM
GUEST,ed 07 Oct 07 - 04:12 PM
Becca72 07 Oct 07 - 04:31 PM
Peace 07 Oct 07 - 04:38 PM
alanabit 07 Oct 07 - 04:43 PM
alanabit 07 Oct 07 - 04:52 PM
GUEST,ed 07 Oct 07 - 04:59 PM
GUEST,Ed 07 Oct 07 - 05:06 PM
GUEST,Ed 07 Oct 07 - 06:26 PM
Liz the Squeak 07 Oct 07 - 06:38 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 07 Oct 07 - 06:41 PM
GUEST,leeneia 07 Oct 07 - 07:35 PM
Lin in Kansas 07 Oct 07 - 07:54 PM
Amos 07 Oct 07 - 08:24 PM
HuwG 07 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM
Midchuck 07 Oct 07 - 09:37 PM
Neil D 07 Oct 07 - 11:06 PM
Thomas the Rhymer 07 Oct 07 - 11:10 PM
Dead Horse 08 Oct 07 - 06:40 AM
Dave Hanson 08 Oct 07 - 06:49 AM
GUEST,ed 08 Oct 07 - 08:56 AM
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Subject: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: folk1e
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 08:59 PM

How about the Electricians last comment " F#*k it! It'll do."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:26 PM

"Hey, of course I can! You think I'm some sort of wuss?"

"Hell no, it's not loaded!"

"I've been crimpin' blasting caps with my teeth since Hector was a pup."

"Niiiiiiiice doggie."

"Just do what I do."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM

Jehova's witness woman trying to get me to take her bible tracts as I'm peeking out the door, in my night gown, holding the dog's collar so he would not bite her skinny ass. I politely said: "thanks, but I'm not interested." As she _threw_ the tract into the house (over my head) she said: "Let the dog read it."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Midchuck
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:36 PM

Cut-and-paste from Wikipedia article on General John Sedgwick - a Union commander in the (American) Civil War:

Sedgwick fell at the beginning of the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, on May 9, 1864. His corps was probing skirmish lines ahead of the left flank of Confederate defenses and he was directing artillery placements. Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:45 PM

"I wonder what would happen if I lit this."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: bobad
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:08 PM

Hey guys, watch this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: pdq
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:21 PM

I've been picking mushrooms for years and these look real tasty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:27 PM

"Shit yeah, I kin drink a whole quart at one go!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM

I just had a good chuckle about the things y'all wrote. I started to laugh when it struck me I know people who've done most those things and I may have done a few myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 11:01 PM

Shee-it, Hardin, you couldn't out-draw my old granny!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Joe_F
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 11:24 PM

Give me a match. I think the tank is empty.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 11:29 PM

Let's mix these things and see what happens .


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:30 AM

Now you tell me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Chip2447
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:43 AM

That fat assed biker is nothing...

The dog's bark is worse than his bite...

Awwww honey, put the gun down, she didn't mean anything to me...

What does this big red button do?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a trained professional, don't attempt this at home...

Oops!

Go ahead, He'll stop.

Bet ya I can do it.

That's Mike on accordion, Elizabeth on Bodhran, and I'm Ernie on the Banjo.

The bear is just trying to chase us off, that is a bluff charge.

Anything you can do I can do better.

Look ma, No hands.

he's more afraid of you than you are of him.

Chip


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:45 AM

That sure sums it up, Chip.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 03:27 AM

Nah, it'll never get through that!

When the pin is out, Mr Grenade is not our friend.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Mr Red
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:21 AM

"I think I will have one of Bellamy's pork pies" - UK prime minister - Disreli I think.
"Die - why that is the last thing I will do" Oscar Wilde


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: greg stephens
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:37 AM

One of the Pitts, and veal, I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Mr Red
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:58 AM

veal meat again, don't know........... had to be said


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 12:02 PM

Don't use that kind of language in front of my girlfriend, Mr Dillinger.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 02:11 PM

"Let's wade across, It couldn't be very deep; it's only up to here on those ducks."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:12 PM

Is the white or the black wire the hot one?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:31 PM

Naw...it won't bite


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:38 PM

If I remember correctly . . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: alanabit
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:43 PM

"Die - why that is the last thing I will do" Oscar Wilde. I shall have to check that one Mr.Red, but I think it was actually Palmerston. Oscar Wilde was reputed to have said, "Either that wallpaper must go or I will!" It was still a pretty good exit line!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: alanabit
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:52 PM

Palmerston.
Oscar Wilde.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:59 PM

I'm sure the ice s safe


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 05:06 PM

I'm going to cheat death!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 06:26 PM

"A voice in my head was telling me what to do and when to do it".


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 06:38 PM

Hey Eugene, reckon we can get on 'Police, Camera, Action' with this stunt?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 06:41 PM

"Go away, I'm all right".    Herbert George Wells.

Oh Shiiiiiittttttt!   Various people.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:35 PM

True story in this week's news. Man and his live-in girlfriend were doing lots of illegal drugs. Had a fight. He stabbed her in the heart with a paring knife. At the trial, his lawyer asks the jurors, "Do you really believe such a little cut could kill a person?"

They did.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:54 PM

Billy Bob to his friend Jimmy Joe: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Lin


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 08:24 PM

Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment.
Executed in electric chair, Florida.
~~ John Spenkelink, d. May 25, 1979


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: HuwG
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM

Voltaire, on being asked by the priest whether he renounced the Devil and all his works:

"This is no time to make fresh enemies!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Midchuck
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 09:37 PM

HuwG, With all respect, I don't think that was stupid at all. Makes very good sense.

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Neil D
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:06 PM

"hey fellas, check this out"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:10 PM

Oh, Katie... just sit back and relax... I've driven this road thousands of times.

Helllloooooo... ... ...is anybody home?

Come quick everybody! Have a look... I've discovered how to induce fusion right here in my own little basement labratory!

Holy Cow! That huge shimmering thing just landed right over there in the 'Toys R Us' parking lot without a even a sound... and it doesn't look like anything I've ever seen before... Stay in the car, dear... (grabs camera out of the glove box)... I'm going to go get a closer look...


That's funny... I've never heard a hampster growl like this little one does...


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Dead Horse
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:40 AM

Hey, Warder! Any news on my Pardon from the Governor?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:49 AM

King Harold at Hastings " watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out with that "

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 08:56 AM

No, I never drive one before, but I'd like to try..


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Emma B
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 11:11 AM

I'll get everyone in the frame if I just take a step back.

darn! I did that one:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 12:21 PM

What's this for?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: 3refs
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 12:29 PM

Hockey game.

Coach: Ref, that was goal!

Ref: Sorry Coach, the puck never crossed the goal line.

Coach: Yes it did! Go ask the fans, they'll tell ya!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ED
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 05:45 PM

I'll just tug on his tail, that should get him out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ED
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 05:46 PM

Nah, it's not as far away as it looks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ED
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 05:48 PM

Let's see what happens if we rev her up a bit more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:02 PM

I kin lick every man in this bar!

What did that manual say now? Cut the red wire, I think it was....

Dang, I'll betcha the fuse went out!

Aw, c'mon. It's ain't nearly as deep or as swift as it looks!

Of COURSE that board will hold me!

Sheeee-it, I ain't chicken!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:08 PM

"We're outa vodka? Shit, there's some alcohol in the bathroom cupboard...we can mix it with gatorade!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: annamill
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:13 PM

Oh, my pitbull's just tryin' to be friendly...


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