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Thread #60803   Message #974870
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
01-Jul-03 - 12:15 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
A quick web-search reveals that the little Barney ditty was not new to Ohio 2003.




"I hate you, you hate me,

Barney gave me HIV.


(First-grader's parody of Barney theme song)"



"...no self-respecting second-grader will admit to liking Barney ("He's too childish" was the response of first-graders I talked to at the University of Chicago's Laboratory School.)"
Mitchell, W.J.T., The Last Dinosaur Book-The Life and Times of a Cultural Icon
Chapter 37 "Why Children Hate Dinosaurs" University of Chicago Press. 1998 Excerpted from page 230-35.


Or here is a collection from etext.org Copyright 1994 PPiC -Phose Phree -N- iNNER CIRCLE
(Note the 2 Nodes Ringdown :14.4/1.5Gigs)





I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Let's tie Barney to a tree
Hold an Uzi up to his head
Pull the trigger, oops, he's dead.



I love Barney, Barney hates me
Barney gave me HIV
With lots of shots
And a condom every day
Don't you know that Barney's gay



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Go tie Barney to a tree
With a great big gun and an arrow through the head
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead



I watch Barney every night       {I invented this one. Don't go taking credit}
Barney is the Antichrist
With a 666 tattooed on his dick
Damn that Barney sure is sick



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
I shot Barney in the knee
THen I shot him in the head and he fell to the floor.
No more purple dinosaur!



Sincerely,

Gargoyle