Mudcat Café message #973993 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60770   Message #973993
Posted By: John Hardly
28-Jun-03 - 05:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Truth about Grass!
Subject: RE: BS: The Truth about Grass!
God: What IS that?

St. Francis: Believe it or not, that is, more or less, the vestigial remains of your wolf.

G: You're kidding. Really? What happened to his beautiful coat and regal bearing?

SF: They actually bred that, along with a large portion of its intelligence OUT of it.

G: Hmmmmm. What does it…….do?

SF: You mean BESIDES lying around on his couch?

G: You're kidding. They let it lie on their couch?

SF: Oh, you haven't heard the half of it (laughing). The master, Pat? He follows around after the thing shits………and picks it UP!!!!

G: (laughing) You gotta be…..   Now, really, what does it DO.

SF: It's gray.

G: That's it?

SF: Pretty much.