Mudcat Café message #889421 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #56733   Message #889421
Posted By: GUEST,Russ
13-Feb-03 - 09:29 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: favorite southern US expression
Subject: RE: Folklore: favorite southern US expression
Slicker than snot on a doorknob
Useless as tits on a bull
Dumber than sled tracks
Slower than Christmas
Couldn't pour pee out of a boot with directions on the heel
More x than Carters has got pills
Dumber than a bucket of hair
Dumber than a bucket of rocks