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Thread #54983   Message #853602
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Dec-02 - 01:22 PM
Thread Name: Pagan thoughts on 'Santa Claus'
Subject: RE: Pagan thoughts on 'Santa Claus'
The real truth is, Santa Claus was created by the Communist Party, in hopes that the legend would drive the capitalist system to such excesses of frivolous spending that it would cause it to self-destruct within 3 or 4 generations of mindless overproduction and overconsumption.

The only flaw in this plan was that the Communist system itself self-destructed FIRST, due to other causes entirely.

Thus the Soviets will not be around to celebrate the consummation of this grisly plan for world domination, which, given all indicators, will probably play itself out to the final catastrophe within the next 20 years, give or take a few... :-)

The question is, who will pick up the pieces afterwards?

- LH