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Thread #51994   Message #794122
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
30-Sep-02 - 02:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
Subject: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
We do hereby announce the formation of a new public service organization to be known as Dubyas Against Dubya. Some of us who happen to share middle initials with a certain brother to the Governor of Florida wish to take a pro-active stance relative to any perceived guilt by association that may crop up in the future. Just as many good Americans of Arab ethnicity were harassed in the aftermath of 9/11, we are afraid that the Dubyas of the world will be singled out for revenge when Mr. Bush's shit hits the fan. In other words. When the angry mob gets ready to lynch the SOB when the body-bags start comin' in we don't want our jewels caught in the squeeze.

The only qualifications for membership are 1) your middle initial must be "W" and 2) you must firmly believe that a certain fella from Texas whose middle initial is also "W" is the worst person to have ever been elected appointed President of The United States by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Naw.... That's a little too restrictive. Let's say that 1) either of your initials must be "W" and 2) you must firmly believe that George W. Bush is a puppet whose strings are being pulled by the oil industry.

Nope.... Still not broad enough. Let's say 1) you must have a "W" someplace in your name and 2) you must firmly believe that George W. Bush is a puppet whose strings are being pulled by his Daddy who is still pissed because that horny bastard Clinton whooped him.

Oh hell! How 'bout 1) you must know someone with a "W" someplace in their name and 2) you must firmly believe that George W. Bush is a moron who thinks he can inspire unity among the American people by creating the most divisive atmosphere since the Vietnam War.


Apply for membership by posting to this thread.

Bruce DUBYA Ell
Prez, WAW