Mudcat Café message #63206 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #9665   Message #63206
Posted By: Roger in Baltimore
15-Mar-99 - 02:37 PM
Thread Name: food songs
Subject: Lyr Add: BREAKFAST BLUES^^
I knew there was one lurking in my cranium that wanted to be found. I had to throw that other trash out first to uncover it.

The song is "Breakfast Blues." Performed by Trout Fishing in America.

You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You give me such hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You hot butter grit your teeth and bare it,
I donut love you anymore.
(Get that glazed look off'a your face).

Ham bacon you to leave me,
I never sausage misery.
Ham bacon you to leave me,
I never sausage misery.
You treated me so ungrapefruitly,
You gave me raisin to be free.
(Orange juice ashamed of yourself?)

What do you eggs benedict me to do girl?
I got muffin left to say
(You butter come up with somethin'.)
What do you eggs benedict me to do girl?
I got muffin left to say.
You left such a waffle toast in my mouth,
You biscuit out of town today.
(Ain't gonna leave the home fries burning for ya.)

Repeat the first verse changing the last line.
"Ain't gonna quiche you anymore"

I love the blues, I love food, and I love terrible puns. Here it is!!! All wrapped up in one song. What a blessing!

Roger in Baltimore