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Thread #33241   Message #442645
Posted By: kendall
17-Apr-01 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: MORE credit for Bush
Subject: RE: BS: MORE credit for Bush
The Top 13 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

13> Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.

12> Reduces number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.

11> Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.

10> Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.

9> Seen "watering" White House lawn during recent barbecue.

8> His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.

7> He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.

6> Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.

5> Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.

4> Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.

3> He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).

2> He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.

1> During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding. The Top 13 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

13> Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.

12> Reduces number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.

11> Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.

10> Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.

9> Seen "watering" White House lawn during recent barbecue.

8> His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.

7> He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.

6> Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.

5> Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.

4> Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.

3> He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).

2> He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.

1> During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding. The Top 13 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

13> Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.

12> Reduces number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.

11> Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.

10> Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.

9> Seen "watering" White House lawn during recent barbecue.

8> His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.

7> He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.

6> Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.

5> Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.

4> Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.

3> He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).

2> He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.

1> During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding. The Top 13 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

13> Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.

12> Reduces number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.

11> Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.

10> Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.

9> Seen "watering" White House lawn during recent barbecue.

8> His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.

7> He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.

6> Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.

5> Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.

4> Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.

3> He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).

2> He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.

1> During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding. The Top 13 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

13> Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.

12> Reduces number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.

11> Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.

10> Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.

9> Seen "watering" White House lawn during recent barbecue.

8> His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.

7> He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.

6> Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.

5> Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.

4> Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.

3> He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).

2> He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.

1> During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding. The Top 13 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

13> Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.

12> Reduces number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.

11> Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.

10> Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.

9> Seen "watering" White House lawn during recent barbecue.

8> His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.

7> He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.

6> Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.

5> Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.

4> Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.

3> He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).

2> He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.

1> During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding. The Top 13 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

13> Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.

12> Reduces number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.

11> Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.

10> Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.

9> Seen "watering" White House lawn during recent barbecue.

8> His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.

7> He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.

6> Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.

5> Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.

4> Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.

3> He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).

2> He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.

1> During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding.