Mudcat Café message #4087247 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #73391   Message #4087247
Posted By: GUEST,One who knows...
09-Jan-21 - 12:08 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: My Father Kept Two Rabbits
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Father Kept Two Rabbits
My mother had an Irish doe, she had a Belgian buck,
She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would...
Father went to market to buy two dozen eggs,
Twenty-two in his basket and two between his...
Linda was in the garden eating fish and chips,
Along came a bumble bee and stung her on the...
Twice they sent for the doctor, the doctor's name was Hunt,
He took a ten foot pole and rammed it up her...
Country horses are the best, they can carry coal,
Linda's feeling very stretched,
Specially round her...
Holy Moses had a dog , its name was dirty Dick,
It tried to jump a ten-foot wall and landed on its...
Prick my finger, prick my thumb, if you believe any of this,
Then you must be pretty dumb!