Mudcat Café message #4073380 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82053   Message #4073380
Posted By: GUEST
27-Sep-20 - 04:36 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Where's your money? In my pocket
Subject: RE: Folklore: Where's your money? In my pocket
My grand kids all love this. This was my grandfather's version about 100 years ago:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Grandpop.
Whaddaya want?
A glass of beer.
Where's your money?
In my pocket.
Where's your pocket?
In my pants.
Where's your pants?
I left them home.
Get outta here, ya dirty bum!