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Posted By: GUEST
16-Jan-20 - 04:19 PM
Thread Name: Origins: Down by the Banks of the Hanky Panky
Subject: RE: Origins: Down by the Banks of the Hanky Panky
down by the river in the hanky panky where the bullfrog jumped from bank to banky saying eeps iips oops ops the bullfrog went kerplop

Michael jackson is my dad
now he's drinking 7up, 7up has no caffeine
now he's drinking gasoline, gasoline is meant for cars
now hes shooting up to mars

there's a place on mars where the babies smoke cigars, were the men wear bikinis and the ladies drink martinis
every step you take is enough to kill a snake
when the snake is dead they stuff diamonds in its head when the diamonds break it is 1948, when the world war ends it is time to take revenge

mirror mirror on the wall whos the fairest of them all

whoever it lands on gets out and you start again