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Thread #165570   Message #3986250
Posted By: Bonnie Shaljean
07-Apr-19 - 07:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: Brexit #3: A futile gesture?
Subject: RE: BS: Brexit #3: A futile gesture?
To paraphrase Dorothy Parker, who famously wrote of attempting suicide:

Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramp

Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live

Brussels or London
You don't have a say
If you're going to be undone
You might as well stay