Mudcat Café message #3966719 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #26060   Message #3966719
Posted By: Joe_F
16-Dec-18 - 09:35 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Ach/O du lieber Augustin
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ach/O du lieber Augustin
Sung while waiting for an essential person to show up:

Balls for Mr ---,
---, ---.
Balls for Mr ---,
Dirty old man.
For he keeps us waiting
While he's masturbating,
So balls for Mr ---,
Dirty old man.

-- the person's name being adjusted to make it scan. The adjustment for gender is left as an exercise.