Mudcat Café message #3943099 The Mudcat Café TM
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Posted By: KarenH
11-Aug-18 - 09:02 AM
Thread Name: BS: Clever sayings #56
Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
"If wit was shit" sometimes as "If wit was shit we'd need a shovel"

Used by my mother on a 'broad' day as a sarcastic put-down for somebody acting like a smart-arse. Must have been me, come to think of it.