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Thread #164638   Message #3942817
Posted By: BobL
10-Aug-18 - 02:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: Clever sayings #56
Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
There are two kinds of drivers: Idiots (those who drive slower than you) and assholes (those who drive faster than you).

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

There are two rules to success: 1) never tell everything you know.