Mudcat Café message #3931258 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #164314   Message #3931258
Posted By: keberoxu
16-Jun-18 - 02:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: Varmints
Subject: RE: BS: Varmints
Have yet to see a javelina or a Gila monster.

However, some of my fellow guests at the resort
have seen them some Gila monsters on the grounds.
Actually there is a staff member who has
an ongoing relationship, I am told, with
one particular Gila monster. I don't know the details,
but the two of them meet regularly. Bet food is involved.

One guest going down a sidewalk could not help but observe
the Gila monster sitting right on the concrete, motionless.
She walked around it. As she continued walking, she looked back,
and there it was, following her down the sidewalk.
She was telling all about it the next day.