Mudcat Café message #3893981 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #163126   Message #3893981
Posted By: GUEST,Rapparee's Reclusive Rapscallion
14-Dec-17 - 11:33 AM
Thread Name: SECRET SANTA, gifts and teasing.
Subject: RE: SECRET SANTA, gifts and teasing.
Well, young man, your parcel has been dispatched - minus pearl handled revolvers.

Unfortunately, some of my elves were, shall we say, less than careful in the handling of said firearms and managed to shoot themselves in the foot. They have been reprimanded and the guns confiscated as Exhibit A in an Elf and Safety investigation.

Expect delivery via limping elf in time for the Big Day - or a few days after, subject to elfish foot.