Mudcat Café message #3889275 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #163126   Message #3889275
Posted By: GUEST,Sara the Flute's SS
19-Nov-17 - 07:45 AM
Thread Name: SECRET SANTA, gifts and teasing.
Subject: RE: SECRET SANTA, gifts and teasing.
Dear Sarah,

I have been going over my records and find that your behavior is making us at Secret Santa Elves Central very suspicious. We are collecting and sorting appropriate items pertinent to your unique situation.

In other words, I'd take warning, if I were you...

...which I'm not...