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Thread #23959   Message #3835471
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
29-Jan-17 - 07:03 AM
Thread Name: Songs about money ($$$$$$$$$$)
Subject: RE: Songs about money ($$$$$$$$$$)
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

(available various sources but this one is from the "Half Mind Catalogue of Hash Hymns".

Me no like you Blitish sailor
Me no like you men of war
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee call me honey baby
Blitish call me flucking whore (flucking whore)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee tap upon my window
Blitish break the flucking door (flucking door)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee bling me sweet led roses
Blitish bling me sleet fluck all (sweet fluck all)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee fuck me on the sofa
Blitish fuck me on the floor (on the floor)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee leaving on next friday
Blitish stay for evermore.
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Why this did not make its way into the DT or at least the rugby monkey boy thread is beyond me.