Mudcat Café message #3804649 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #160393   Message #3804649
Posted By: Stanron
11-Aug-16 - 10:38 PM
Thread Name: Ways not to introduce your song
Subject: RE: Ways not to introduce your song
I remember Pete Farrow once, in the middle of his set, back of hand to forehead in full Tony Hancock mode turned to his audience and said, "I'm an artiste. This is pergatory to me!"

I'm not sure I could get away with that.

Another one to avoid is "You peasants don't deserve a talent like mine!"