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Thread #157043   Message #3704316
Posted By: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
26-Apr-15 - 02:12 PM
Thread Name: What exactly is Morris dancing?
Subject: RE: What exactly is Morris dancing?
Coach load of blind people on their way back from a day at the seaside. Bus pulls into a pub car park and they all get out for light refreshments when the barman is amazed at their guide taking out a football with a bell in it so some of the younger ones can have a kickabout on the park next door. 10 minutes later a bloke rushes in crying "Call the police, quick! There is a load of thugs on the park kicking a Morris dancer to death."