Mudcat Café message #3657005 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #155455   Message #3657005
Posted By: Musket
04-Sep-14 - 01:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: Never...
Subject: RE: BS: Never...
Never crack the joke on stage about there being too much happiness in the world, saying you only mentioned it to the wife's sister in bed this morning, and forget your wife is in the audience.

And her bloody sister.

Oh, and the one about rodeo variant on doggy style didn't help matters...

In fact, stick to music Musket. Comedy has a habit of being funnier to some when your mates laugh about what happened backstage afterwards.