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Thread #64019   Message #3636254
Posted By: GUEST
24-Jun-14 - 05:32 AM
Thread Name: Origins: The Hole in the Elephant's Bottom
Subject: RE: Origins: The Hole in the Elephant's Bottom
Here's a couple of extra verses I made up:

It's easy to fall off to sleep
Then my entry cue might be forgotten
If you're looking for me come and peep
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!

Some actors get marvellous parts
Their characters evil and heinous    But
Oscars aren't given to those who have striven
Depicting an elephant's anus