Mudcat Café message #3599617 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #49302   Message #3599617
Posted By: PHJim
08-Feb-14 - 07:48 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Six Foot Two, Eyes of Blue
A Cobourg lawyer, Brad Halls and a Cobourg Doctor, Paul Caldwell, wrote this parody soon after Canada's official conversion to the metric system:

She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter,
And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order,
Has anybody seen my gal?

I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen
To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen,
Has anybody seen my gal?

A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms
When she twirls her skirts.
My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps
About a hundred kilohertz!

But Fahrengrade or Centiheit,
She's gonna light my fire tonight,
Has anybody seen my gal?