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Thread #139702   Message #3207805
Posted By: Lizzie Cornish 1
14-Aug-11 - 09:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: Old gits cause mayhem in Sussex - nearly
Subject: RE: BS: Old gits cause mayhem in Sussex - nearly
Beautifully written, Will :0)

I tell you what though, you old gits wouldn't even be able to steal a packet of pork chops down here in Torquay, for in our local 'town' Tesco, the one on the high street, not the out-of-town mega ones, they security tag all the meat products now.

I kid you not.

Why? Because folks keep stealing them, such is the poverty down here...and the high number of drug addicts and alcoholics here in the Bay...(Torbay is made up of Torquay, Brixham, Paignton, Preston and a few other places)

Ah well, at least those poor folks have the highest water bills in the land to look forward to each month. No wonder they're trying to steal the fekking meat!    :0)

Sadly, this is NOT a made-up story...