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Thread #26353   Message #317879
Posted By: Jim the Bart
13-Oct-00 - 01:07 AM
Thread Name: BS: Bush/Gore Round 2
Subject: RE: BS: Bush/Gore Round 2
I'm trying to understand what I need to believe to be a Republicans. I'm thinking of converting. Let's see if I've got this straight.

We believe in the right to life.
We believe in the death penalty
We believe everybody should be able to own as many guns of any type that they want.
We believe that the way to improve how we teach our children is to create better tests to tell us how much they know
We don't believe that you can fix what's wrong with the schools by "throwing money at the problem".
We believe that the best way to fix the military is to give it more money.
We don't believe society should interfere with the way you run your business.
We believe society has a responsibility to tell you how you should conduct your private life.
We believe that competition in the market requires a level playing field for all businesses.
We believe that the accumulation of wealth in the hands of the richest 5% of the population should not be infringed upon.

I'm sure I've missed a few. Come on, people, help me out. . .