Mudcat Café message #2806087 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126333   Message #2806087
Posted By: Young Buchan
07-Jan-10 - 05:46 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge... involving 'Willy'
Subject: RE: Song Challenge... involving 'Willy'
To the tune of Willie Leonard/Lakes of Killin

It was early one morning Leonard's willy arose
And as usual straight into the plumbing it goes.
But finding it stuck, he let nobody know,
But straightaway off to out-patients did go.

He walked and he walked till he reached A&E
And the first nurse he met there had no sympathy.
She cried, "Go back young Leonard, do not venture in,
Sister's had a bad night and is moody as sin."

But Leonard stripped off down as far as the tube
And he called and he called for a bottle of lube.
But Sister just answered, "I've made my decision.
Get a man with a blow-torch advanced circumcision!"

It was later that morning his girl-friend came there
But all she could smell was roast pork and burnt hair.
She called out as best as she could through the pong,
"Was there no-one at all that could save my boy's dong?"

So come all you young fellows wherever you be,
Though you be as young, long and handsome as he,
Remember Len's willy, steer clear of the tap:
You'd be better off risking a dose of the clap.