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Thread #126333   Message #2806053
Posted By: Charley Noble
07-Jan-10 - 05:06 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge... involving 'Willy'
Subject: RE: Song Challenge... involving 'Willy'
To the tune of "What Do We Do with the Baby-o":

Oh what do we do with the willy-o?
What do we do with the willy-o?
What do we do with the willy-o?
It's jammed in a pipe-o.

Bring a Sawzall, rev it up!
Bring a Sawzall, rev it up!
Bring a Sawzall, rev it up!
Hack it off with one big swup!

That's what we'll do with the willy-o,
That's what we'll do with the willy-o,
That's what we'll do with the willy-o,
It's stuck in the pipe-o.

But what'll we do if the Sawzall slips?
What'll we do if the Sawzall slips?
What'll we do if the Sawzall slips?
Who would want his willy clipped?

Oh what do we do with the willy-o?
What do we do with the willy-o?
What do we do with the willy-o?
It's jammed in a pipe-o.

Bring a grinder with a steady hand,
Bring a grinder with a steady hand,
Bring a grinder with a steady hand,
Your fame will spread throughout the land!

That's what we'll do with the willy-o,
That's what we'll do with the willy-o,
That's what we'll do with the willy-o,
It's stuck in the pipe-o.

The grinder worked, willy's unstuck,
The grinder worked, willy's unstuck,
The grinder worked, willy's unstuck,
Now didn't that work take some pluck!

That's what we did with the willy-o,
That's what we did with the willy-o,
That's what we did with the willy-o,
Now it can go to sleepy-o!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble