Mudcat Café message #277265 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #24295   Message #277265
Posted By: CarolC
14-Aug-00 - 03:28 AM
Thread Name: Jokes about Musicians
Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
You're in a boat with a lion, a tiger, and a tiple player. You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot the tiple player twice.