Mudcat Café message #277017 The Mudcat Café TM
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Posted By: GUEST,Colwyn Dane
13-Aug-00 - 04:06 PM
Thread Name: Jokes about Musicians
Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians

Attributed to Thomas Beecham. To a cellist:

"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands
- and all you can do is scratch it."