Mudcat Café message #276624 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #24295   Message #276624
Posted By: Melani
12-Aug-00 - 11:29 PM
Thread Name: Jokes about Musicians
Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
Three guys died and went to heaven, where they were interviewed by St. Peter to determine their fitness to enter the Pearly Gates. "How much money did you make in you entire life?" he asked the first one. "Oh, many, many millions," was the answer. "And what did you do for a living?" "I was a corporate CEO."

"How much money did you make in your life?" St. Peter asked the second one. "Oh, maybe a couple million all together," was the reply. "And what did you do for a living?" "I sold insurance."

"And how much money did you make in your entire life?" St. Peter asked the third. "In my whole life, I think I might have made about $3000.00" "Oh, really?" said St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"