Mudcat Café message #276459 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #24295   Message #276459
Posted By: Banjer
12-Aug-00 - 05:45 PM
Thread Name: Jokes about Musicians
Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
Q.How can you tell a banjo player is on a level stage?

A.He drools from both sides of his mouth.

Q.What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A.The viola burns longer.