Mudcat Café message #2639618 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11324   Message #2639618
Posted By: GUEST,meesecheese
23-May-09 - 08:05 PM
Thread Name: Lyr/Tune Req: Oh How He Lied
Subject: RE: Lyr/Tune Req: Oh How He Lied
Hi did a bit of looking around and i found what we use to sing here it is

Smoked His Cigar

He sat by her window and played his guitar,
Played his guitar, played his guitar.
He sat by her window and played his guitar,
Played his guitar.

She smiled coyly and smoked her cigar...
(She sat down beside him and played his guitar)

He told her he loved her, but my how he lied...

They were to get married but somehow she died...

He went to her funeral just for the ride...

He sat on her tombstone and laughed 'til he cried...

The tombstone fell over and squish-squash he died...

She went to heaven and flip-flop she flied...

He went to hades and frizzled and fried...

The moral of the story is never tell lies...