Mudcat Café message #2481785 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #110453   Message #2481785
Posted By: Bert
01-Nov-08 - 02:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Did your mum say this to you.....
Subject: RE: BS: Did your mum say this to you.....
From Mum,

"I'll do you with the rough end of a pineapple"
"You look like a sack of shit tied up with string"

From Dad,

"You know what Thought did?"

"No"

"Shit his pants"

"Did he?"

"No, he only thought he did"